Neymar trapped in land of ghosts and shadows and is out of the rest of the cup.
James Rodriguez eaten by giant (Brazilian) locust. Foul play suspected.
Stoke-in-Orange beat plucky Costa Rica on pens. Van Gaal's cunning gameplan to take 28th best team in the world to penalties and then psych them pays off. Bunging the ref a few quid so he missed two clear penalties shouts in normal time - extra genius.
Other matches: not sufficiently memorable