Vaguely inspired by that Guardian thing. I know we've done this one before, but it's been long enough that I can't remember what anyone said, plus WORLD CUP!
Having thought about this for 2 minutes I've decided my workplace performance most resembles that of Tim Krul. No-one can remember where I came from or how long I've been here despite me still being quite young, and people remember when I do something good but can't really shake the sneaking suspicion that I might be a bit useless. Sort of perceived as loyal but in all likelihood I've just found my level.