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Just forgot I was at work and let rip a massive burp.
in other people's houses. It's come VERY close quite a few times :/
But I've just cracked up remembering the time one of my friends went back to another friend's (parents') house after a night out and found his dad passed out drunk on the toilet with the door open.
and just pulled down my trousers and pants and shat on a pelican crossing totally forgetting where i was! oh, how we laughed afterwards (after she went and got my some toilet roll from the local "Spar").
where i puff out my cheeks like Pob.
And then I realise that both of my assistants are staring at me like I'm insane.
How do you get stuff done?
Felt like a right dick
replay conversations out loud, realise and think I am fucking nuts, I am actually one of those people that others look at and think 'nutter'
get asked what i would like and just have a complete blank & can't speak for 10 seconds
sometimes I post on the music board
This is more due to me not being careful than forgetting where I am.