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(kind of based on a book I found in an antiques bookshop, kind of a play on Her Parents)
Emo band innit
But it reminded of the time we were trying to think up the most boring band name. The top 3 were:
(Head Office went on to feature in my friend's book, which was kinda nice)
Changed their name to The National Office. Is that better or worse, idk?
since both members are called John. They played through amps with John written in Marshall lettering and called the sound guy John all night.
They're brilliant too, mind. McLusky vibes. https://soundcloud.com/johntimestwo
and one called Paragraph, so says Google. I can see why in a way - Para sounds good, there is Paramore. Graph is angular and futuristic sounding (kinda). Put it together however and it is shite.
Duck Rogers and The Crystal Chickens
Bodies in Motion
They'll show you!
7hrs of Sunshine
Starving Martha and the Terminal 4
Under a Cloud
The Kim Jong-Il Technicolour Concrete Explosion and Unified Drainpipe Experience.
The the jellies were a band, possibly featuring members of honey crack
In an ideal world Jetski Boogie would've been The Jellies debut album
I'm just glad the name The Jellies had it's day.
Jetski Boogies. Wacky indie band springs to mind...
then was saddened to find out they already existed (A Death in the Family).
Not a band name, but me and a friend often talk of starting a band around the theme of animals that have natural corpse paint (badgers, pandas, lemmas etc), guess it would have to be black metal tinged but played in onesies
all band names sound terrible until they're an actual band
The The The Repeat Peters
the best band name ever, I swear to you.
reminds me of the low-cal-calzone-zone in parks and recreation
Either the band will rock or will be a massive turd.
No Hope for Dogs
They've Got Computers
The Clay Court Kings (I will use that one if I ever get a band together...)
Radical Dreams for A Techno Utopia
Hawaiian Robots, Smart Shirts
Advice for Membranes
New Jeff City
Indie pop, obvs.
The Pen Racers
Stuck on the Bus
I've fallen for this before
(this is a cover band where all the songs are about fish. maybe they're in french too i haven't considered this at all)
I can only remember right now: Multiple Autism
We were so happy with that name. And then found out a hardcore band from the states have it >:-( gutted beyond belief.
And my bandmate won't let me call the band Truman Capote
Bear on the Hubble
Righteous Prig and the A for Efforts.
I want to form some sort of math-rock band somehow just to be able to call them Rory Calhoun
So many celebrity/author names are great band names.
"Good evening Manchester. WE. ARE. ALDOUS HUXLLLLEEEAAAAARRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH"
Two Coffin Garage
His Head Photograph's Quite Badly
Bird Strikes To Aircraft
Rex Dangerfield II
Optic Nerve Strangulation
Bruce Campbell's Soup
Men's Shower Room
Abortion By Suicide
Head Detonation Splatter
Urethral Tapeworm Infestation
Pissing Pussy Pus
One of the guitarists: Martin Pine
Phoebe's Pregnant Again
Translucent Nuns on Acid.
The Shed Shitters
The Pizza Cutter Tossers
life without facebook