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having a wank
before anyone asks, the answer is no
just moving my hands boss, just moving my hands.
Boss: you're fired.
Just go wherever the hell I want tbh
You can protect yourself from any harm, hang out in anyone's house or vehicle as an when you want
I think I'd hang out in the white house for a bit
If anyone tries to handcuff or shoot you, whoops, goes right through.
and also 'power to make you shit yourself'
bad day for hello_sadness
My superhero name is "House of Lords"
(Is that right?)
Ability to transmuatate matter into whatever i wanted. That way i could make myself immortal and basically rule the world ( as a benign dictator).
it's obviously flying
No more waiting at airports
I like the way you think.
yeah would also settle for that
'what should i have for lunch today?'
*teleports for a 30min lunch break to anywhere in the world*
*leaves some foreign biscuits and sweets in the staff room*
I'd do it during meetings imperceptibly slowly on a small scale to make others feel disconcerted because they couldn't pinpoint what was wrong. Just, change my nose a bit, move my eyes a bit further apart. Low level disturbance.
Then I'd do it quickly on the tube. People would glance up and see, say, Brad Pitt. Then sheepishly look away and I'd just be me by the time they looked back. Mess with their minds.
Good for crime as well.
But mainly to make other people feel disconcerted
Or something of similar frivolity
although it'll likely prove disappointing when they all tell me to fuck off