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But my mates for bants like years ago. Then he did mine. For bants.
a guy I went to school with shoved a Smirnoff Ice bottle up his ars in class.
who in fact visited from london last sunday and we went for lunch and this came up in conversaton, was nicknamed 'Fahrenheit' for many years and indeed still is referred to as 'Fahrenheit' by certain boys in our hometown. Nasty boys.
But no, I have never stuck my dad's toothbrush up my bum.
(well, hers actually).
Did he actually put a thermometer up his arse? Or a bottle of that stuff? Or did he put a bottle of that stuff up 'her' arse? Or somewhere else in 'her'?
it wasn't me theo. I would not dare put a beast like that anywhere near the docking station.
*she didn't put it up
*some boys did
*not actually her arse, other hole
*legend has it that it went in broad end first, but you'll understand that I've never actually asked my friend to clarify that particular detail.
you heartless bastard
We used to send our dad's toothbrush to the less fortunate at christmas to give them something to ram up their arses.
who at school put a test tube up her flange and it shattered!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
used to put dog biscuits ('Bonios') in her minge so her dog would lick her out and they only found out when a bit of biscuit must have got stuck up her vage and went mouldy and she had to go to A&E with toxic shock and green pus skooshing out of her hole.
But with biscuits?
Seems like a bit of a risk putting something that the dog would need to chew on there. I'd always use a smooth sugary paste, you know, if I was into that stuff
nutella and peanut butter (apparently works well with mice too.)
and then they bled on their sofa when they got home and their parents thought it was the dog so had it put down
but he always said it was dog period