As adybongo's bulldogs were ending their World Cup in typically dreary fashion Luis "Pacman" Suarez added Giorgio Chiellini to his collection as Uruguay snuck past 10 man Italy. Elsewhere Colombia welcomed a few more neutrals to their bandwagon as they walloped Japan and Greece showed England how to score 2 goals in 270 minutes of football and still qualify for the knockouts as they beat Cote D'Ivoire with a moment of proper World Cup drama.

Hopefully buoyed by the success of their fellow bus-parkers Iran could qualify for a thorough dicking at the hands of France if they beat the disappointing Bosnia and Argentina do the decent thing against Nigeria at 5pm, before the brutes of Honduras face Switzerland in another 9pm winner takes all.

World Cup!