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just writing my own headline
we still doing the USA-football puns yeah?
governing body does fuck-all about it again
and are eliminated from World Cup.
This guy is the undead come to life.
- Suarez was falling, forgot he had arms and needed to get some purchase on something or he'd hit his head and die
- Suarez was so preoccupied with the World Cup he'd forgotten to eat for weeks and was starving
- Suarez is actually a zombie
- Suarez is actually a baby with some kind of premature ageing disease, and is currently teething
He's great, that Suarez