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I got a handjob on a coach once
Dude, I've been offered a date with a kings of Leon fan. Thoughts?
If it works out then you get to feel superior like the whole time.
High risk of being talked at about kings of Leon though.
I guess that it's not so bad dude. She has to put up with you going on about poker and Lilly Allen all the time.
It doesn't matter. People with good taste in music are all dicks anyway.
as i went to get off he swapped it for another to finish his wee
Having a wank isn't the same as getting a handjob
It was after the McDonald's Christmas party. It was sexy.
describing every lurid detail
i once let my cousin shit into my mouth
this week's 'write in for writings sake' prompt
inauthentic, instrumental, chill tropical music from the '80s like kokomo please
has to have been done recently. next logical step on from the italo-disco-from-film-soundtracks revival.
kokomo is one of the bests, up there with all i wanna do.
is that just vaporwave or is it something else
She does it for 'kicks'