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think that's some kind of record.
The Way He Made His Finger Feel.
but guinness wouldn't print it as i didn't have any witnesses.
The man in the mirror didn't count apparently
Did you sing to the reflection "Ben, the two of us need spin no more" ?
I say well done to him.
consecutive hours of spinning a copy of Michael Jackson's "Thriller" under his belt.
he fucked kids, died
I was at Glastonbury.
and the commentary was really weird, like they wern't sure how to pitch it, on one hand - genius pop star, on the other, potential kiddie fiddling freak.
I got about 20 texts of jokes before I had seen the news
Was so deliriously drunk that I started telling people that "because it's my birthday, his soul has entered my body and I'll be the new king of pop".
But I think it's also illegal.
So, to summarise: Smooth; Criminal.