that he can wear to the wedding in italiy that I can no longer go to, I might take it back actually and get him some dairy milk instead as he was mean to me last night.
What will I do with my day off? Go in to Cambridge, to stand outside my place of work and watch the Tour de France peleton cycle past for a minute or two.
but I got my Dad a card and some beers. It is difficult getting a card as they are either a crap fart joke card or a gushy "thankyou for your years of kindness and the warmth of your love" bullcrap ones.
Get him The World Cup
Taking him to the pub Sunday afternoon
Get him drunk by 4 put him on the train back and i'll be home nice and pissed for the 5pm kickoff
Whisky
Surprising him by showing up for his leg of the Commonwealth Baton run
Is your dad Will.i.am?
No, but funnily enough he does do quite a good impression of him
put some money in card and a joke about what to spend it on
will be getting five boxes of malteasers at poundland later.
Linen shirt from thomas pink
that he can wear to the wedding in italiy that I can no longer go to, I might take it back actually and get him some dairy milk instead as he was mean to me last night.
just going to keep topping up the tear jar till he comes back
Any day now.
A book about baking your own bread.
Who knows if he'll put it to use.
high class prostitute?
Is that what you've asked for?
don't ask don't get
Every day is father's day, etc.
#NotAllFathers
Real answer: A lie-in.
cwbaft
Nothing
He doesn't believe in Father's Day
we all say that.
Doesn't mean we don't want presents.
I am a father.
I don't believe in fathers day.
I don't want presents.
My dad will get a card.
(licky_kicky's child(ren),
if you're reading, he DOES want presents really)
bought his card weeks ago
Don't think I'll get him a present though cause I don't have any money and he has loads
my sisters coming up this weekend though
and I got her a cuddly toy anteater which I rescued from Marwell zoo <3
he'll get a card and a phone call and he'll be grateful
had to do three
My dad a card and dinner at some point
Mr S book, card and making his favourite things on Sunday
Mr S dad, chic and card. Making him lunch tomorrow
choc not chic
Love a bit of chic
Apparently he wants paulo nutinis album
hmm
Got my dad an A-Z of France and a t-shirt for wearing under motorbike leathers
Which is what he asked for.
Probably pick up the tab for dinner on Sunday too as my sisters are pretty tight like that.
your dad sounds alllllright
Have you seen the Tour de France is going through Cambridge this year?
we are all completely unaware of this fact
And the effect it's going to have on our tiny parochial fenland village.
yes thanks Theo.
I get the day off as a result. Hooray!
What will I do with my day off? Go in to Cambridge, to stand outside my place of work and watch the Tour de France peleton cycle past for a minute or two.
Gonna get him a card
With a voucher entitling him to a Forest game in the Greater london area next season.
a grave plaque :(
its a lawn cemetery and the deadline to order a plaque is due
they cost a bomb aswell :(
crap card
I have ordered a book about plants from amazon for myself
my son will re-imburse me
:D
hopefully the other one (at university)
will make me a brownie/cookie
It isn't a proper day like Mothers day
but I got my Dad a card and some beers. It is difficult getting a card as they are either a crap fart joke card or a gushy "thankyou for your years of kindness and the warmth of your love" bullcrap ones.
I am expecting the same, hopefully.
home made card
some chocs from j-lew
phone call
Fuck that
My dad's a sexist and possibly racist, arse.
you ungrateful little toerag
after all I've done for you
Still came from his balls pal
Show some respek
Got him some mead.
He'll hate it, probably.
he really will
it's fucking rank
You're out the will.
ah, bollocks.
he puts red wine in the fridge though, so his tastes are a little 'alternative'