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fuck off mate
Don't give a flying fuck what any Pringle-sweatered cunt says.
You can see the Dorito detritus oozing through the pores of anyone who likes it
every time i walk past a group of skateboarders at least one of them's falling off
- Not dangerous
- Not athletic
- Doesn't involve drinking
- Played exclusively by middle class people
I'd like to see you try and break a zone defense pal
Even though it's alright it's clearly not cool at all, but yeah ultimate frisbee, a game so needy it has to include the word ultimate in a shit attempt to boost it's street cred.
Because Frisbee is a brand-name.
That said, Ultimate is a bit of a needy name, tbh tbf.
They went to the world championships in Italy and after he graduated he stayed on to coach the team. He was insufferable.
Cheating and bad sportsmanship.
and the salad-dodging, snaggle-toothed mouthbreathers who support it.
Imagine crying because your team got relegated.
Get a life FFS
Can't be cool and like that can you? The Fonz wouldn't want to watch two sweaty men lying on the floor together repeatedly punching each other in the face.
Never seen anyone doing it who doesn't look like an utter wedge.
cooler than MMA and cycling though
"Muggle quidditch has its roots in the fictional Harry Potter sport of the same name, however to denote the difference, the fictional sport uses the capitalised "Quidditch" whereas the sport played as per the IQA rules uses the uncapitalised "quidditch"."
glad they cleared that up
So last year.
Fuck off mate.
Done at stupid times of the day
Smelly unwashed lycra
All the mundane rowing chat
Full of posh cunts wearing Hackett and talking they're out of Made in Chelsea. Or people pretending to be posh, which is a whole lot worse.
Have you watched any recently?!
You're Short, Incredibly Wealthy, Backed By Incredibly Wealthy People, Riding In Front Of Incredibly Wealthy People and the sports biggest even is The Grand National which is basically 'hi we're going to kill some horses now'
Badminton is one of the few good ones
spin round in a circle and propel a metal ball from your neck, while grunting? no thanks
sailing = grappling against the might of the sea in a massive boat
polo = hockey and horse riding combined: what a concept
shot put=grunty metal ball propulsion
it was just people floating along a lake in different directions at about 20 mph
that's pretty cool if you ask me (even if only the super-rich get to compete)
but I think that table tennis trumps badminton in the "uncool" stakes. If you're likely to play it at a church youth club, it's probably not cool. (Which is also why ultimate frisbee is a goot shout)
Anything that can be played in a pub =/= sport.
Can't believe nobody has said this yet. Any 'sport' that stops for lunch is not a sport!
It would be better if they stopped for elevenses
sport of cunts
is pretty ridiculous. Very contrived event for failed long-jumpers, and not cool
I captained my polytechnics athletics team, and I estimate that race walking comes bottom followed by triple jump........pole vault would come in there somewhere maybe, but it is quite impressive.
Some people thought steeplechase was a bit......but it is so tough (for me anyway) that I have nowt but admiration for steeplchasers
Running a long way with obstacles like if you're out hunting
Pole vault is a good way of scaling something higher than you are able to jump maybe
But the hop, skip, jump probably isn't even the best way to get the furthest out of three strides.
Most of it's just standing around waiting for teams to come on
Then they all bump into each other for nine seconds, occasionally a player accidentally scores a try and goes absolutely mental as if he's done something remotely impressive which he hasn't. Repeat.
The audience is a load of goons, the cheerleaders are old fashioned nauseating rubbish, the bands they get to play at the superbowl are always shite
The players themselves are probably the least cool of the lot, they're just disinterested sacks of money with jewelry on.
Bunch of wallies, the whole thing, wallies all the way down.