I was at a beach yesterday (at a lake) and I saw a guy wearing toweling style tracksuit bottoms (grey) and nothing else.
Q: how do you know the guy wasn't wearing anything underneath his tracksuit bottoms?
that's what you do when you see anyone with an elastic waist bant.
It IS bants though.
but then I saw the words "at a lake".
Fuck off were you at the beach then. Twat.
I was at an accumulation of sedimentary deposit next to an inland lake.
Sort it out B.
now where's the beach?
That's a fucking victorian christmas card
Can't get my head around that weird dune river you're going on about
But it's a beach
Towelling tracksuit trousers? Like a towelling dressing gown but in trouser form? Did it have an elasticated waistband?
you know, like this: http://www.clothes2order.com/images/Fruit_of_the_Loom_Elasticated_Jog_Pants_Model-1047-455.jpg
Yes, elasticated at waist and knee.
So not towelling at all in fact, you daft cunt.
Mainly just annoyed that there's no such thing as a wearable towel trouser though.
can't you even get that right?
At least we'll always have the sieve thread.
it might be common to be at an insland beach in your tracksuit bottoms in your neck of the woods but it sure ain't in mine.
'A beach is a landform along the shoreline of an ocean, sea, lake, or river'
"Hey kids get your trunks we're going on a beach holiday!!"
"Yay! we love you daddy"
"Ok here we are, at the edge of a fucking pond"
"Where are the waves daddy?"
"Why is there a man in tracksuit bottoms?"
"We hate you daddy."
that shit's made of stones and stinks.
(Although it's perfectly plausible other Balonxes junior might have left home early in fits of fake beach anger)
he had a brand new bucket and spade and little fold up chair. He had a great time. Plus it was an afternoon, not a fucking holiday. Plus this is about the tracksuit bottomed man, not me.
it was always about YOU and your terrible understanding of what does and does not constitute a beach.
Wear a suit
black jeans, an AFC bournemouth away top and inappropriate footwear
look at all that sand! dreamy
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It was a "beach", no question. Sorry to side with the guy, but he's right.
Just filled up a bucket with water and stuck it in the grass
I was wearing skinny jeans and high heeled shoes which were a total nghtmare of inappropriateness, and my dog ran into the clyde and stank out my dad's very nice car.
not a fucking pond.
Saw a velour tracksuit wearing mum and her hoards of kids feeding ONE lone duck at Clapton Pond the other day.
Poor duck. They just kept chucking stale bread at him over and over and over.
You were probably too busy sunning yourself on a deckchair next to a burst water main somewhere.
his shoulder exposing his bad faded green tribal tattooed arms and chest.
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