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for that video
It doesn't feel like a new day/don't feel like I've been asleep
no rain from 1pm FAO Field Dayers.
and buy their ripest avocado, I've been off my off for the last couple of days but this is what i want. THIS IS IT, THIS IS WHAT I WANT. I am going to leave the office in a minute and i might never come back and go and grow avocados instead.
Going to do something after, quite fancy getting out in the ***sunshiiiiiiiine***
who are blatantly in the wrong and can't even state what their own policy actually is. really enjoying adding in lines about how they treat their staff and how they might lose the franchise to serco if they're not careful.
Nvr sn it b4 (might start only typing in txt spk to make me ungoogleable) (mt strt onli typin n txt spk 2 mk mi ung00glble)
rpidli bcumin wurst postr on Dis. Gnna di it
or have i made that up
I'm in madrid. it's a nice place but too hot. difficult to find the enthusiasm to do anything in the afternoon.
gonna get some lunch in a bit though.
Day isn't englind or irrlind to b 2 hot.
Sry everi 1
How are u hunni? Have u bin nJoyin dis gd weffer recentli? Txt bck x
et top 40 d4nse hitz o th 90z on viva. there playin sum blyndn trax.
Luv da 90s dance hitz (well, wen I'm drunk)
If sum1 found oot mi usernum an den saw me posts dey wudnt get it n jus tink I wuz a dumba$$. Sew id bettr off jus not postin' if I'm sew wrried aboot g00gle. Dis is gd fun dhough :D
with a broadcast of the Q&A from the premiere in Sheffield
Hav a gr8 tyme (txt spk version of me iz much moor frennly)
R u up 2 much babe? Is dere neting on telly 2nite? Xx
One of the empty eggshells is now welded into the egg cup.
It won't budge, I can't get it out.
Any relevant advice out there?
Also cld try a scourer pad
I've had them quite tight before, but never had one get wedged in before.
ACCIDENTAL I'M SURE ;)
can't say i'm enjoying it
I'm really hungover but I'm being dragged to a Beer Festival in the Millenium Stadium
I don't really understand any of it :/
24:02. Annoying couple o seconds, there. Went to Morrisons. There was a chazzer bag packer, who I let help, but I didn't have any change, so they got nowt. I said sorry. Dropped off some stuff at the food bank. They had loads of donations stacked up, which is simultaneously good/bad. Just finished off the Anzac biscuits we baked on Thursday. Drinking own brand Doctor Pepper Zero ("Doctor Pop"). Need to ebay some stuff later, and write some snippets of historical info before the weekend is out. Bought the Guardian :-( for the World Cup stuff :-) COME ON JAPAN - what does the DiS WC sweepstakes winner win? Gonna have veggie haggis Ann's butternut squash later. Fusion! Have some stouts and porters lined up, too. Been neglecting them in favour of ales, bitters and IPAs for too long now. Might do some referendum campaigning tomoz. 100 days to go on Monday. Just been asked to the pub. Might nip out for a couple of pints. Quite tired.
*and butternut squash, not Ann's. Ann, whoever she is, can have gruel.
When is the world cup happening? Is it this year? Please explain as simply as you can xxx
First match: Thursday 12th June, 9pm, Brazil v Croatia.
Group stages (eight mini-leagues of four) for a fortnight.
Then a straight knockout between the to two from each group.
Final: Sunday 13th July, 8pm.
I didn't really clock it was so soon. Are England in it? I think Ireland aren't.
But smaller and rounder with boobs and chubby cheeks (speaking only for myself). Also we might cry unexpectedly when watching cartoons. (speaking only for myself)
Was just at the pub and "woman" tennis was on. Apparently one of the "woman" had an operation to become less rounder. There was a gif (aka a cartoon) for proof. I did a small unexpected cry.
Hope the "woman" was ok.
boobs v tennis
And France vs Australia earlier. Went out on the bike and did a 39 mile ride which was brilliant. Just had a cheese and chili chutney sarnie and watching more rugby.
nothing to get up for
WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN???
Part 2: bad
is it cos i use nasty cheap mince?
cover letters are a load of shit.
"let's be honest no one wants to work anywhere but I need money and I'm not a complete dickhead. gees a job?"
stop saying this
When I haven't put one on am I?
just made some coffee #nofilter
like a polaroid/lo-fi 70s aesthetic for indieness and 'authenticity' but now it's even indier to have no filter
If you fancy BOGOF for Alton Towers. (Best first date ever;)
but no one's interested
mice scratching my walls and messing up my sleep. delaying turning my light off cos they get louder then. been in the flat on my own for a month and haven't seen any mates in about a week. mouth still feels greasy from that bolognese i had no matter how much i wash it
they seem to get louder the closer you get to falling asleep as well as though they can sense it. twats.
i'm in my pjyamas though and it's probably raining. might just go anyway
probably lives in a massive house