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Highlight is definitely Schweinstieger washing his foot in the sink.
Do we think Luke Shaw's career will have roughly the same trajectory as Wayne Bridge's? The consensus in my office is that it will; a big move from Southampton followed by a failure to make a dent at a couple of bigger clubs and a gradual fade to mediocrity, possibly including retirement at 32.
This is the best I've got today, sorry everyone.
I was accused of despising Southampton. One mediocre game in a friendly and now it's mainstream? Why does everyone despise Southampton?
Best thing for him, really. And probably the best way to not do a Bridge (and Bridge made a pretty significant dent at Chelsea initially, tbf. It's more that the Chelsea he joined were markedly different just 18 months later)
That he's only broken 20 years of near silence to say what a fat useless prat he thinks he is.
He's washing his feet WITH SOCKS ON. What the hell.
Decent advert though. Some terrible studio acting from Rio.
also seems to be a random sex scene in it.
(an elephant from somewhere and a panda or two from China), but we won't really know until after the group stages.
I think a lot of it will be rigged to try and get Paul the Octopus-levels of attention though.
a Ghananian witch-doctor is claiming responsibility for Ronaldo's gammy knee?
Genuinely thought we were out of subthreads. Good work.
to get this out
It's great how ignorant and lazy football nerds are outside football.
I'm quite excited about this - know very little about him, but he's a young continental type, so it's hard to see what could possibly go wrong.
John collins as no 2?
Suppose it's just to get someone who knows the club and the game over here to help him out.
I'm optimistic (cue us losing 6-0 in our first CL qualifier).
as his number 2, pretty pleased with deila's appointment though
definitely dodged a bullet with keane
yip definitely dodged a bullet there, cunt of the highest order
Something a bit #yewtree about that Scotland pic.
hoping there'll be some decent ones in a paper this weekend, otherwise i'm using the one I got in the post that is a pizza menu on the other side.
unless there's a football thread wallchart going (time it's going up, who's starting it etc), which i'd also be interested in
mainly because a) it's a fecking brilliant mag and b) look at it, pretty.
mostly for the free spinning, yoga and zumba classes though
Newcastle sign Tenerife striker Ayoze Perez on what the club describes as a "long-term" contract.
And for the current Newcastle board, long-term is about 18 years. If he's any good, he'll be sold in eighteen months.
Which I think proves, conclusively, that we don't work in the same office.
Not only has he signed for New York but he's gone on loan to Melbourne in the off-season.
How can a man's career go so low, so fast
Maybe makes me annoyed that he seems to have just gave up
Shame Beats sound like two buckets of fuck! Won't be buying them.
i really don't like it.
Best Barnet / Holland interface ever!
He's definitely wearing them isn't he
Collins John latest sending off
"We have nothing more to say on this. In 2 out of the 3 games the Hounds have played in so far this season, the officiating has royally screwed the team."
it was meant to be
Someone ought to tell him that the dark suit/beige cardie combination isn't a good look, either.
Croatia, Switzerland and Iran.
Potential for a QF maybe.
not so bad I guess
I'm pleased to see. Hopefully that'll be the end of it.
32 kids, 32 teams. It was meant to be. We've done a sweepstake and they've all got a team to follow. I got them to do a research project and poster on their team as well - pics below. The first one is my desk - as Scotland haven't qualified, I've gone full gas for Chile.
http://oi62.tinypic.com/xdfeif.jpg > dead clever - the cotton wool lifts up to a piece of text about how cotton is their main export.
http://oi57.tinypic.com/s4an84.jpg < these bands are ALL THE RAGE in primary schools, guys.
Got this right the way along one wall of the classroom, one for every team.
less annoyed about how good ozil looks
Could have been one of the stars of the tournament.
This is a fuck up now, really was looking forward doing more Frank De Boer stuff but with the actual appointment its just sad. Thanks Spurs.