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Ones that actually exist:
He does loads of the live blogging on the bbc sport site.
I actually spoke to one on the phone, I thought it was a wind up but he was in our system and everything.
There is also a care dealer called Dick Lovett.
Times reporter who worked on Catholic Church scandals
BBC reporter who's working on Boko Haram stealing kids
Nominative determinism ftw
Someone just named their kid this. Apart from the pornstar aspect, it sounds like a pretty cool name though. Like a PI from the 1950s who doesn't take any bullcrap.
whose surname is Wanke.
Who actually thought Dicken Child was a suitable name???
couple of Wankes here too
used to work with someone with the surname Brownsword
I've worked with a Ham McDonald
Where his father worked with a local lass by the name of Wiwi (pronounced Wee Wee).
Wiwi fell in love with a certain Mr Wragg and married him.
So: Wiwi Wragg.
First President of Zimbabwe. Passed a law making it illegal to make jokes about his name. Wife's name was Janet Banana. Convicted on sodomy charges and imprisoned. His Wikipedia page is a goldmine, full of lines like "The Politburo could not accord Banana hero status as a matter of principle".
My brother in primary school had two Debbies in his class
Debbie Wang and Debbie Gash
There was a run of three names ...
Someone must have been having a bit of a laugh when they sorted the classes out. Ball actually turned out to be the only (out) homosexual in the class too by the time we left school. Subliminal? Maybe.
Our rugby coach at school was genuinely called Mike Hunt. My mate had a lecturer at his uni called Berndt Koch.
Unsmiling nuggety little ex-army guy. It's a ringing testament to his hardness & scariness that nobody ever, EVER gave him any shit about his name.