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went surprisingly well.
not very good. My windmilling response is exceptional though.
Took it fairly well, both times on the jaw and both times it didn't really throw me off me stride.
Now I'm a BURMA I don't think people consider punching me in the face to be a sensible option.
It takes ages.
I'd hate it
alert, and unless it's a BIG punch you're upright still.
But if you don't know it's coming it's like momentarily being dazed. Like it's more...disorientating then painful.
Been punched a couple of times really hard and on both occasions people have commented about how well I took it, don't go down or show weakness or anything. Should probably put it on my CV tbh.
Been out on my feet but the lad bottled it and didn't finish me off
I got up again (you're never going to keep me down)
I got knocked down
Then my head was kicked like a football
Definitely not recommended
you can't beat a good strike to the throat (don't try this in jest, kids)
and if a dog is attacking you, ignore the face and kick it in the "chest" area (dunno what else to call it on a dog)
That wasn't fun
Used to go Boxing though, that was fun.
I've never been knocked clean off my feet by a punch, I can only imagine that being very scary and disorienting. Peace & love.
Held up surprisingly well to a sucker punch to the jaw, but I reckon if an actual adult who knew how to throw a punch landed one I'd go down like a sack of shit.
It's only happened to me once, and it was a teenager who obviously had never done it before. He pumped himself up, took a swing and connected with my jaw. I remember seeing stars and thinking "hmm interesting" then straight away carried on my argument with his mate about whether I should give them my fags.
Then they pushed me in a hedge, so I gave them my fags and went off. One of them chased after me to give me some of them back because "we only wanted one".
If a real person hit me on the chin I'd never knew what hit me I'm sure.
just got hit with stuff in the face.
a family member has slapped me a few times because they have issues controlling their anger.
and my little brother has punched me in the face ever since he was born for fun. it's not a proper punch to the face but it still hurts. he's sixteen now, and he should grow up because i'm loads older than him.
oh and someone institutionalised for anger issues threatened to kill me once and made fists because i smiled at him and said hello.
like in the streets?
I'm happy never to find out, too.
most of my experience has been with boxing gloves but I also ate an elbow (which was thrown mistakenly) and an upkick (also thrown mistakenly) .
and just ended up with a bruised nose. No bleeding.
I guess that would be just as bad?
Also had a friend roundhouse kick me in the face by accident too without injury. Face of steel.
you should somehow work that into a moneymaking scheme
and use the tactic of him punching himself out before going for a punch back
It hurt like a bitch and I would not like to repeat either scenario.
I'm well into double figures but these were all over 10 years ago when i used to be a dick.
i used to have some friends that when they were drunk between the ages of 17-20 looked like proper pricks and would just get talking to someone or not even say anything and get knocked out.
but loads at school. and then maybe once at uni. and then a couple early 20s
Deserved it a fair few times but level-headedness/BURMAdom has always won out.
One of the above mentioned times was on my 18th birthday.
My complete lack of self-worth would stop me being bothered about it. I can handle pain pretty well.
Yet still probably better than I could throw one.
I was with DiSser Creakyknees when he got his tooth knocked out though. So he took it pretty well.
Shortly afterwards was repeatedly kicked there though which resulted in a fracture (although I took those well also).
The puncher/kicker in the above scenario later had his hands broken and is dead now, through unrelated incidents.
Think that's up to a court to decide.
but i took a cricket bat to the nose once and i don't think any punch could be worse than that
how many times
first time was outside a club, a guy came out and punched me and ran back inside. turned out he thought i was someone else. one of my friends went to find him and when she brought him out he was crying. broke my glasses though
second time was in the mouth. dont know why. it didnt hurt, i just walked off
Took most of them well, fucking hated it obviously and hopefully it won't happen again.
I'm calling you out.
Please post a photo of yourself to back up these BIG claims.
Back at university by a townie. I was pretty hammered so it didn't actually hurt at all, but I did see stars! Always thought that was a myth. Then he pulled out a Stanley knife on me. Nearly shat myself.
but she accidentally caught me on the cheek with the heel of her hand (heel? is that what it is?)
it fucking cained. fuck that.