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I tend to post a lot of facebook statuses.
fall asleep in clubs
I woke up the other day and suddenly remembered I had a go on facebook whilst steaming. "You fucking despicable cunts, why did you vote? You aint gott brainsszz!" something like that. Was dreading what I wrote as my status, didn't log in for a couple of days until i was drunk enough to have the courage to check what i wrote. Turns out it was alright. Thank the lord.
SPEAK REALLY LOUDLY
Sometimes friends, sometimes random strangers. Not hard but still painful and annoying.
I think I meant it in a sort of friendly LAD banter type way, but I was this ( ) close to getting beaten to shit on a couple of occasions. I remember doing it outside a chip shop near the bus stops on Manchester Piccadilly to a lad I vaguely knew and a bunch of puzzled juvenile scally lads came over to work out whether they should do anything.
dont do that as much anymore but i used to do it all the time
*I leave unexpectedly without saying anything to anyone.
Drunk me is a cunt.
chatting bollox to people I know longer speak to on facebook chat.
I tend to do this sober too (I've noticed) but it's exacerbated when I'm drunk.
if i could be any more of one hahaha lol
I tell ye what there was a very drunk man called Magnus in the pub on Friday and he was literally diving into groups of people (onto their laps) and starting conversations. Later he was going round trying to give everyone neck massages while singing 'stayin' alive'. Not well received.
always think it's the funniest thing on earth