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anecdotes, bants, that sort of thing
if you hurry
I bought my brother in law a Makita cordless drill for Christmas 6 months ago. Anyhow, last week for my birthday I opened my present for him and to my surprise it was the self same drill, minus the powerpack.
so I'm told
surprised it's actually happened in real life
Your brother in law gave you a drill for a present that you gave to him in the first place?
I wonder who got the power pack?
before I started there, was a poorly (he was a bit of a raging alcoholic). Got up from his desk, gripping his tummy and liquid shit ran down his trouser leg and on to the carpet. He immediately went home. They had to get an industrial cleaner in to remove the stain (not sure what was done with the puddle at the time). He came back a week later and it was never spoken about again. Well, not in front of him.
but I've posted about it previously.
I posted on DiS once
And the police were training sniffer dogs in the shopping center I was in. Needless to say one bounded up to and jumped on me, prompting questioning eyes from everyone. The trainer just said Sorry and I scarpered out pronto, must've looked well dodgy. FUN STORY I KNOW
When I was about 21 I went on a trip round Italy with 2 friends,we stayed at this campsite and got chatting to 2 brothers who were on holiday with their parents, they were English too and one was our age and the other was 16.
The younger one took a bit of a liking to me and kept following me around and giving me flowers and asking me to come in the pool with him and come and play table tennis and telling me I was beautiful. He was really gorgeous and super sweet and was constantly feeding my ego with compliments so I was happy to hang out with him.
At first I was having a good laugh with the older brother but one night I I was chatting to the younger one and I heard the older one say to my friends while giving me evils, 'what is she doing?! he's 16!' I went over and my friend was laughing going 'OMG he (the 16yr old) is so loved up' and I was like 'I know, lol he's so gorgeous' then the older brother did this ugh and walked off huffing so I followed and was like whats up with you and he was like he's 16 that's just wrong and I said yeah I'm not going to do anything.
Anyway, it was all good in the end and the older brother was fine when he realised I wasn't going to paedo his bro, I don't know if he was just jealous that his younger brother was getting more attention or was genuinely concerned.
Anyway, even though I wouldn't have done anything, I was properly enjoying the little brother's beiber-style gorgeousness and he was really funny and charming. It's like that book by Germaine Greer called 'The Boy', there is something kind of enchanting about young men on the cusp of adulthood.
I don't mean in a bad way, just in a...nutty way.
obviously I wouldn't splash around in a pool with a teenager now (even if I wanted to)
you've found my Achilles heel
Do monks have the same effect? If so, may I recommend The Name of the Rose (film) and its completely gratuitous sex scene?
(the shaved bit in the centre of the head is a bit of a turn off)
That sounds great, might watch tonight as my bf is out with his pals
Have you seen the El crimen del padre Amaro, that's a good young priest sexy film if you're into them
Sounds more like zxcvbnm-'s type of thing.
as I felt dizzy. Sat on the steps outside the office next to a bit of drying bird poo. managed to piss it, which is good as I hadb't even noticed it. Then a fly came and started muching on the poo and I ran inside and threw up some strawberries.
So in this delightful story we have skat and spew. DOn't say I'm not good to you guys.
I am now going to eat the rest of my strawberries.
piss that poo
I do not piss on bits of bird poo! Well, not in the prestigous financial district, but I probably have done so unwittingly down sauchiehall lane from time to time, tbh, tbf.
It turned out to have been the cleaner who done it