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I know you pricks all love a fad so talk to me about juicing. What's a good juicer to get? What are good juices to drink? Any of you lot done that thing where you replace a meal a day with a juice or whatever?
Probably some indie points available but KiK doesn't seem to be around to dish them out at the minute.
Fucking hell Ant.
First binoculars, now this?
WHAT NEXT.
You still can't beat a pestle and mortar
Got one, next
just mash some fruit up in it
bound to get SOME juice idk
What are you? Fucking Chris_Budget jr?
Binoculars. Juicers.
Stop consuming!
Bonus next payday innit
Gonna blow it all on useless shit like a good consumer
I bought a Kindle HDX and a 40" telly with some of mine
but I still feel as though I can lecture you.
I'm probably going to end up getting a PS4
Despite the fact there are no good games out for it yet and I don't even find the time to play my PS3 any more.
I <3 CAPITALISM!
Juicer
My sister gave me a juicer, I used it for a bit then couldn't be fucked using/cleaning it anymore. I gave it back to her and she now uses it.
That is the story of my juicer (brand and model not remembered).
when's the movie coming out?
I turned down this exact reply, word-for-word
I stand by my decision
I would call it
Brand and Model Not Remembered
which is touchingly poignant.
recent things i have purchased
garden tables
compost bin thing
sentry box (small shed)
outdoor chairs
plane tickets
some cereal
would quite like a juicer - can't imagine i would use it tho
All of those things sound boring and shit
all those things are going to get used A LOT more than a juicer
things on my list
bedside table / cabinet
pendant light
(also i bought some blackout blinds, EXCITING)
*pendant lamp
fucking hell c-b
I use a hand held blender and juice in a pint glass
My favourite is:
Mixed Berries - which I freeze
Coconut Milk
1x Banana
Simple and delicious.
That's not juicing, that's blending/smoothie making.
Well it's making a juice
I had a juicer. It's very bulky and cleaning it is a bitch.
Smoothies are just quicker and easier.
I know I keep saying this
And I know comsebody is going to cite The Case Of the Unused IceCream Maker at me any second now,..... BUT I am really quite intent on gretting one of these this weekend as I was looking at my worktops this morning while I was making breakfast and was thinkign HELL YEAH, tyou know what< this surface isn't nearly enough cluttered with never used appliances that are hard to clean and don't quite fit into the cupboards.
So I shall watch this thread with interest, when I get out of my meeting.
Phillips HR1861
Looks like you could stick googly eyes on it
And it would look a little bit like a robot penguin. I'm in.
This is what we have
It's great and not the worst thing in the world to clean.
What juice do you make with it?
My sister keeps banging on about some concoction with cale, celery, lime, apples, carrots and avocado or some such bullshit.
sounds good.
bung some ginger in too for a bit of pep.
theres loads of recipes out there. it comes with a book too.
cale!?
ha ha ha
IDIOT DICKHEAD
:'(
i take that back
really sorry
please forgive me
Yeah, she makes that most mornings.
Good for rehydrating her private parts after a big sesh.
Yeah, it's actually to help combat her debilitating illness
And help her get on with the tough job of raising a young family with a chronic, incurable disease.
Good joke though, man. Classy stuff.
Antony!
Get a blender/smootie maker - you can use them for other stuff.
If you do want a juicer, there are probably quite a few on e-bay as lots of people bought them about five or six years ago when the fad was in full swing and now find that they're cluttering up their cupboards like an ice-cream or bread maker.
Five or six YEARS ago!?
God, I'm so behind the times.
Got a bitchin' blender already with all sorts of attachments and smoothie making bits and that. No juicer though.
wait what the fuck is a juicer then
and why would someone want one if they already have a smoothie maker??
Smoothie is blended fruit.
Juicers extract juice, man.
right i've looked into this a bit now
so a juicer, you literally put an entire orange in and get a glass of juice out? sounds shit
*Delicious, healthy and a surefire way to lose weight
i know you've said downthread that you konw you're a baby
BUT you know full well that you'll be healthier and lose more weight by not removing all the fibre from your food, right?
Yeah, obvs
It would be for veg juices rather than fruit ones though innit. They are legit meant to be very good for you I think, cleansing and all that lot.
*about ten oranges in and get half a glass of juice out.
just use the blender man
a juicer just holds back all the roughage, takes a ton of fruit to make a decent sized juice, wastes a load of the good stuff and is a mare to clean due to all the waste
yeah a blender will make more of a smoothie but you can just wash, chop and chuck in all your fruit/veg, then just drink it fill the blender with water, pop on for a bit and boom clean
I have the Andrew James juicer
Solid as hell. You can lob whole apples in there (for e.g.) core, stalk and all
do it by hand, ya lazy cunt
Right, we've established a good juicer. Good work team.
Time to move on now to you lot explaining to me the most effective way to utilise this new gadget for weight-loss/health-gain without really having to actually DO that much to achieve those things. Shoot.
just got this smoothie maker
i like it. cheap and works well so far, and easy to clean:
http://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B001KPBMAG/ref=pe_385721_37038051_TE_dp_1
You juicing, Larry?
i find a juicer is a lot of hassle & waste
bought one off ebay a few years ago but had no fun with it
instead i just got a powerful blender and through in my fruit so i get all the roughage as well, highly recommended
I hate roughage
I really can't emphasise enough just how much of a child I am about fruit-intake.
Skin? Not a chance!
Pith? Fuck off!
Cores? Not on your nelly!
"Ooh it's a bit overripe". Put it in the fucking bin then!
you still chop out the core and pips
but wont even notice the skin once blended
apple, pear, carrot, cucumber & kale whisked into a smoothie is delicious
i've got cheapo blenders (a bullet and an immersion) but i'm convinced that i could do with having a juicer to remove fibre from my food for soups (because of digestive diseases). they've been on my amazon wishlish for years because it would be too much hassle to have another bloody thing to clean, i'm probably too weak to even push food into it, and i've got no space.
wishlish
Why don't you just dissolve eight tablespoons of sugar in water and crush in a Berroca?
Same thing.
people who make smoothies/juicers to "eat more" fruit
damn that's a lot of expensive fructose you have in that tall glass there
i sound like mehodor
Sounds delicious
also: WHY WOULD YOU REPLACE A MEAL WITH A JUICE
WHY
JUST EAT A BETTER MEAL
Pocalypse now is a fucking cretin, that's why.
juicing
veg juices good - so cucumber, celery, tomato, carrot all that stuff. Do it quite a lot (not as meal replacement really but could work that way) and instantly feel healthier
fruit juices - taste nice, but is just a load of sugar innit. Probably outweighs the benefits
Aye, think veg juices are deffo what the point of it would be really
been drinking a lot of this lately
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