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how many times have you pissed on your own face, and other sex wee stories?
(this is what DiS has become)
People on here don't have sex.
And please can we use the more polite "boned love to"
Jaundiced Violet Beauregarde though, right?
All over the floor, many times. Cue drunk me trying to mop it all up in the darkness (why I try and piss with the light off sometimes is beyond me), should probably video it, probably seems like I've never tried to use a toilet before. Just SO sexy.
she really needed a pee and he thrust at a funny angle and she ended up pissing all over him. The lights were all off so she just finished up and pretended it was sexy lady juice and left.
The next day he text her and said how hot it was she was a squirter.
it goes under the toilet seat and that's really annoying. like it kind of shoots out at a mental angle if you've been a bit roughed up in that department.
3rd floor behind home furnishings
good autobiography title
dis has gone off-piste
lodged in the piss hole?
of when you sit down for a pee (what? I'm royalty fuck off) post-sex, and lean back because you're drunk and then you end up peeing through the gap between the seat and the bowl into your own boxers.
I wish I could say I'd only done that once.