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Been a while for me.
you're VERY fortunate.
If you have had this happen but remained completely unphased, hats off to you sir.
I love having a vagina
in manchester and i needed a wee so bad i just rushed into the toilet unable to care about anything apart from pissing, spun around, pulled my tights and knickers down and sat down to relieve myself. At that exact moment i realised that the seat was down and i was uncontrollably pissing (i'm sure the girls on here will be able to back me up on this but once a girl is sat down and urinating it's pretty fucking difficult to stop.)
Anyway yeah i tried as hard as I could to stand up and flip the seat up mid-piss and managed to get the rest in the toilet bowl, piss overflowing and dripping all on to the floor. Used about half an industrial toilet roll to soak it up and then just walked out into a bathroom full of mums and children thinking "even these children can urinate better than me"
just always leave it to the last minute don't i
So no worries there.
But what of the numerous poorly assembled toilets around the world?
There are many! Take care out there.
to its upper resting position. My stream doesn't even flicker. So never.
the staff in places like B&Q loosen the screws on the hinge to deter people from urinating in the shop floor models
I've developed a pretty nifty left handed seat holding technique but sometimes I forget.
Mid flow - lid comes down. Piss literally everywhere. Panickingly lifting the lid back up only causes more piss to fly onto the wall behind the cistern.
Spent fucking ages clearing it up.
How do you go about buying them? odes one size generally fit all, do I need to measure?
just ask the guy in B&Q, he'll know what it is.
GOOD PLAN. Something like this for my bust fanny- http://www.tesco.com/direct/drive-medical-raised-toilet-seat/437-0696.prd?pageLevel=&skuId=437-0696
THOU still unravish'd bride of quietness,
Thou foster-child of Silence and slow Time,
Sylvan historian, who canst thus express
A flowery tale more sweetly than our rhyme:
What leaf-fringed legend haunts about thy shape
Of deities or mortals, or of both,
In Tempe or the dales of Arcady?
What men or gods are these? What maidens loth?
What mad pursuit? What struggle to escape?
What pipes and timbrels? What wild ecstasy?
It's a poorly fitted loo seat. Next question?
What will i need to be able to fit it? A screwdriver? I might just get a man in.
Get in there.
I was dying my eyelashes dark a few months ago and I was mixing up the amonia and teh colour next to the loo, anmd some of it splatted on my seat, and I can't get it off (even using white spirit) and it looks like a bit of treacly shite and is unpleasant and makes me want to cry when I look at it. My eyelashes have been looking good though.
If it fell down mid-flow the arc wouldn't get me.
I think my penus might be two small
Probably a combination of the three, but I just can't get the mechanics of a falling seat to hit me in the privates however I imagine it.
I think you have a problem (your penus is two big)
because it probably comes from pass water and as you freaks can't speak: pass → piss?
Please let me know.
I always assumed you would be of medium height.
Someone might use it to get my account details. It's my secret question for phone banking
that the lid/seat doesn't stay up without you holding it.
Bonnie to his Clyde
I have fast reflexes and more control over the stream than peter venkman.