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Otherwise, why do we wear underpants?
if its piss then I just whirl my dick around till it's all gone.
can't actually read that anymore without singing the moonpig jingle
you notice everyones a lot more miserable now.
some great replies in there
you can wipe it with that
But skin isn't particularly absorbent. Actually pretty waterproof.
Cleans soup right up
or tidying up the edge of a plate just before serving. got that from roux jr
to soak up the excess fat.
I don't have a penis.
speaking as an expert, somewhat
it's physically possible isn't it?
No it's not.
But you can't use a urinal then disappear into the cubicle to get some paper without looking a bit shifty, so I have to deal with the wet penny while out and about.
Yet another reason why sit down wees are the best
no matter how much I shake, there can be a little spot or even a dribble as I put the mouse back in the house. I even avoid grey trousers, the slightest drip can leave you with a "wet penny in your pocket" which can be awkward in social situations. I even like to sit down as I get older as well. I think it may be alcohol or age related, but I am not too bothered right now.
though I normally get into bed first
I knew a guy (rugby LAD) at university who had a reputation for wetting the bed when shitfaced.
After one rugby LADS curry night out, he was in such a state that he had to be half carried back to his room by a couple of mates. When they got him into his room, he stood next to his bed, pulled back the duvet, got out LAD Jr and proceeded to piss all over the bed. He then got into bed and, just before passing out, reasoned, "Well, it was going to happen anyway."
then dab it with a polaroid picture (of your mum.)