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examples: framed degree, medal for athletic achievement, hard copy of album you released. etc
got a degree but i didnt go to graduation so I dont even have a certificate
dont think i have owt else either. Got a big tv tho, great for chromecasting porn onto
my fault tho, I didnt change my address with them properly
I sleep in a racing car. do you?
I sleep in a big bed with my wife.
But they spelt my name wrong.
Pack of Sonic trading cards for winning a Sonic 2 tournament on the Sega Bus.
Various things I've been printed in.
and a speedboat
ok that's a lie.
Even though I fucking hate poetry.
Crappy hoody and bracelet from winning a poker tournament.
certificate for my diploma in regulated financial planning
I don't particularly derive self-esteem from that fact
(actually three now I think about it), but only one of them framed. It was given to me that way.
a few badges at scouts, a degree certificate, and soon an actual human baby.
along the length of my penis
and more trophies than i know what to do with, pal.
14 full Bennos.
Some minor scars.
Nose and chin in a line?
and the salty tears of my opponents in a bottle
folders we got given in 6th form. It also houses my grade 6 merit guitar certificate & a hidden saucy snap of Rachel Stevens
if you've been invited to a young people's work drinks night
i do have several of those swimming ones with the animal badges in there you used to get in the early 90s
in the assembly hall my name is chiseled into a giant board next to the year 2000.
Not even a lie
Brynteg doesn't really count as a school tho does it ;)
Yeah Porthcawl Comp aren't so hot on that though
We DO have two players in the squad they barely get any game time not that I'm counting or have a spreadsheet or anything honest
quiet but nice enough.
everyone was shocked that all the world's greatest accountancy temps (throughout history) had gathered to compete for the prize of Hays Accountacy's Temp of the Month. And I defeated them all. Forgone conclusion really.
that states that I've been up to the top of the BT tower. Not sure how much currency that actually carries though?
Always banging on about it, every time there is a shot of the London Skyline "oh, that's the BT Tower, I've been up there, they don't let just anyone up there you know".
on her wall. next to it a photo of me and Tony Benn. and next to that a framed photo of me when I was four with a bowl blonde hair cut looking like a Swedish boy.
which isn't what we're talking about, all I have to show for all my years is some really, really bad EPs from some really, really shit bands that I was in.