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what would it be? If indeed it would be anything at all. Perhaps you believe yourself to be perfect.
but I did get beat up and its caused a little wrinkle to appear under my eye. That can go.
I quite like it now tbh.
I'm sure there'd be loads willing to help out?
*i can run really fucking fast
Like Spike from Buffy The Vampire Slayer
But I want it to occur naturally
yeah okay that's a good one
So would even up that ratio.
Makes me look dumpier than I am.
down past my knee.
Would never wear clothes.
and then think again
so no need to cycle.
but all the cheese doesnt help
I don't think my teeth are particularly awful in the grand scheme of things, but they could be better. Sorting the hair would be in second place, but again, could be worse. After that, it's all about the getting the body fighting fit, but I'm going to do that on my own BELIEVE ACHIEVE.
and thought you meant Chelsea smile and could for the life of me figure what you were talking about
I am getting BLEACHED and then my existing veneers taken off (front one is slightly chipped after an altercation with a toilet bowl) and new porcelains put on which will last 4EVA. Becauzse I'm keen for the results to last, it has also made me decide to give up smoking (nearly at the 24 hour mark now!!! SO obviously a good thing overall.)
Costing an eyewatering amount (even with 50% discount I am getting because I am friends with his wife), but it is the one thing that has really upset me about my appearance in recent years and I've finally thought FUCK IT.
I've also considered getting MASSIVE WAZZO JUGS but I'm already a 28E and I think going up any more in my midget frame will make me look like her off eurotrash.
I don't think I'd do anything else, not because I'm perfect of course, but because I'm perfectly happy with how I look (chipped snokers teeth aside).
I've had to cut down how often I used it as it was making my hair a bit Bonnie Tyler.
it's also on offer at my olcal tesco just now, which is why I picked it up in the first placew. It was only when I got it home I eralised I had snared a MUST HAVE MIRACLE PRODUCT (does genuinely seem to work- at the expense of what, I do wonder, but still....)
loads of good reviews!
might make myself a bit uglier, to better fit into the rest of society. it's quite annoying having everyone constantly in awe of my majestic beauty.
I think you have lovely twinkly eyes and a cute smile so shut it.
I'm at one with my numerous other flaws, but I'm moderately concerned about keeping the chin distinct as age takes its ravaging toll. The recent prominence of Louis Van Gaal in the press has exacerbated this concern.
or...just ONE green eye?
you make a sandwich instead and then stop cleaning the kitchen?
Oh but wait a minute, I'd best sort out my herbs now...
Basically I'd have a lot of herbs to sort out.
I don't like the idea of green eye as a manoeuvre, thank you. And yes, just the one.
I guess I'll just click to re...oh right
I would like to be born with naturally curly hair. Met a girl once who had natural RINGLETS. Lucky baby. My dad h as curly/ wavy hair as seen in old photographs but it missed me.
As I have permanent human hair extensions in body wave (which I did myself). So now I have curly hair all the time <3333
Specifically straighter, less wonky ones.
but do no exercise and eat pizza all the time.
Pretty happy with my super-obnoxious mug tbh.
fucking hell mate.
Sorry, I didn't realise how long that list ended up being. I don't feel sorry for myself, honest.
It's just rubbish and thin
Most other things I can change with a little extra effort
skyrocket after joining a certain popular dating app?
i mean, while it was never a secret that my teeth could use some discipline i literally never thought about it, but these days i walk around like there's plutonium hidden in my gums.
something about male privilege and objectification etc.
"something about male privilege and objectification etc."
whines about how unpleasant it is.
Why would you want to meet up with someone who can only see your faults anyway?
i'm not referring to a specific incident - there's no negative feedback on tinder - i just think it's true that it tends to encourage objectification, and that there are inevitable side-effects.
as much as it just reflects how much it happens in 'real life'.
maybe that wasn't obvious. i think the difference is that it gives you slightly more control over how you present yourself while reducing the context that comes with meeting someone in real life, through friends or work or hanging out at the same place or whatever.
I suppose what I was getting at is that people make snap judgements based on first impressions all the time.
i guess what i found interesting was that since using tinder i've developed a sort of new self-consciousness, *even though* people make snap judgements all the time.
w/r/t my main point.
In my opinion. And my mum's.
i originally joined to write an article about it but ended up meeting some nice people.
but i only moved here a week and a bit ago :)
still waiting to hear back about my LME application, fingers crossed.
just smile with your mouth closed for your please-god-don't-let-me-die-alone-app pictures then
not saying it's completely rational but i'm on about meeting those people in real life.
Loads. That's all I'll say.
Do you? Because I'll do that and then you'll have nothing.
maosm, you want a third hand?
it was all awesome and now i feel terrible and sad.
the doctors suggested grafting my toes to my hand?! Maybe teeth was a better idea.
I have a very lean frame. It seems to be my build as much as anything.
people will be too preoccupied with your hideous footwear to notice your pathetic body
by cackhandedly trying to make someone else the object of ridicule?
noticed that today
And would smile really stuntedly in public. Then I got over it and I grin all the time.
So now I just want bigger tits.
I don't think I'd change anything about my appearance tbh
I broadly conform to most Western standards of "beauty" (I pass as slim (ish), I'm not visibly disabled, I look very feminine). But I also don't quite conform to some ideals (I'm a UK size 14, my nose has a little bump on it, one of my teeth is squint). I often feel pretty insecure about my appearance, and I think I always will to some extent. but when I properly think about it, I'm happy and comfortable in my body and I don't really fixate on particular features in the way that I used to. I am attracted to loads of other people who aren't conventionally attractive. Despite my "imperfections", some people still find me irresistibly sexy and beautiful and im happy with that. For me it's more liberating to let myself feel beautiful as I am. I try not to have unrealistic beauty standards for other people and my personal philosophy is that we should be kind and non-judgemental towards ourselves too.
I totally think that's my personal experience though and people adapting their appearances, if that's what works for them, is great too. Life is too short to spend years agonising over and coming to terms with your body as it is in its current form. What im tryin to say is changing it to fit better with the sort of experiences you want to have in life (sex, fashion/being able to wear certain clothes, exercise, sports, friendship/social life, taking attractive photos of yourself, kissing your mirror etc.) is totally cool. And to some extent I do that too cause I wear makeup. Im ok experiencing my body in its "imperfect" form cause I'm like almost 100% sure that if we didn't have very restrictive norms of beauty which almost guarantee me feeling shit about the way I look, I would probably also be fine with how I look. I know it's possible (for me) to feel just as hot the way that I am. Sounds a bit self-helpy but I have managed to change my mindset and cut back on things like comparing myself to other women and being too embarrassed to go outside without makeup on. Lol I'm rambling so much now but the last point I want to make is I think there's still an expectation that people (especially women) are demure and modest about how hot they feel. If you look at the responses to ' selfies', there's quite often an attitude that the person is trying to present themself in an artificially attractive light or whatever. Basically we are meant to be candid an natural and oblivious to how hot we are. There's a taboo in saying "I really like that photo cause I look really hot" or something. I also sometimes feel deterred from saying this sort of thing cause i think people reading it will be like naaaaaah get over yourself!Some people do this though (obviously) and I also think that's great. There's nothig wrong with finding yourself attractive, or with cultivating a positive relationship with your body. Really wish there was more opportunity for more people to celebrate how beautiful they feel. Lol rant over.
And that didn't sound at all like a rant. Was it?
not that people say nahhhh get over yourself
nahhh get over yourself are wrong
like there are things about me that aren't 'attractive' but am I that bothered to change them? Nahh cant be arsed
(Too vain didn't read)
#ifyoudon'thaveanythingnicetosaysaynothingatall #embarrassedforyou #ohdear #mirrormirroronthewall
because I think i'm kind of okay.
But I think I would like longer hair. My hair just doesn't grow. But then again, my hair looks perfect 80% of the time so wouldn't want to ruin that.
I'll take....more money.
Would probably change it all to be honest.
is that if you had asked me this question when I was a kid (like probably at least ten years ago cause this is going back), I would have said I wanted to change my hair colour to have a "boring" hair colour (actually used to use the word boring for brown hair) because I was made to feel automatically unattractive because I have red hair. This wasn't even as a result of bullying (growing up in Scotland, half of my pals were also ginger and I didn't get a hard time in school at all). It was more a result of the media and general (non-sexual) objectification and my immediate family. I'm not sure if this is just part of growing up or if there has been a normative shift towards ginger hair being more fashionable and desirable as a result of more models and actresses etc. but my hair is now probably my single favourite thing about myself. It's also something I get complimented on regularly and that people seem to be immediately attracted to. Almost to the point where it's creepy.
When I was a kid people used to make fun of my name! I hated my name.
Now I quite like my name. People still make fun of my name. Also, my sideburns are ginger.
I think that's enough for now: more later.
are you sure it was your name?
No matter where you look you can always see part of your nose in the corner of your eye? Essentially what I'm saying is I wish my nose was invisible.
If not that, maybe a bit more of a tan. Pretty happy with my body on the whole though.
But I'd settle for just taking away my skin disease.
not sticky out ears but physically big, large lobes like an old man. My hair is difficult to do anything with, but I can shave that I suppose.
nose is too big, neck too long, face looks deformed cos it's so unsymmetrical, weird skinny body and overly long limbs and shit, weird hair
makes me look about 90 when i smile
and a droopy eye
I think 6'2" would be a good height for me.
That's got to hurt.
Stop being mean.
proper curly hair is shit. it takes ages to wash and brush and when i dry it it adds about a foot to my height. still like curly hair, just the nice, soft, non-frizzy kind plz
whiter teeth, remove gap
I would like a six pack, so I guess I need to exercise it
COME FORTH MEHO
always been a big lad but not unfit, though would be nice to have a bit more definition. not too fussed tbh
rather than physically change myself.
thanks for the drinks, btw
Or I'd like my lopsided bottom corrected.
skinny as fuck - changed into not even dench just average build
big nose - changed into not even a cute lil nose just a normal size nose
premature baldness (new entry) - changed into not even lots of hair just a normal hairline