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Small-scale wardrobe malfunctions

colon_closed_bracket [Edit] [Delete] 19 replies 09:27, 20 May '14

I've just realised that my nipples are visible through my shirt. And today's not a good day for keeping the jacket on all day.

Apologies to anyone still eating their breakfast and/or breaking into a wank.

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  • Thought this was gonna be about ACTUAL wardrobe malfunctions.

    Like I have an IKEA Pax wardrobe with red sliding doors but the doors don't hang 100% right so when the left side is shut it's actually not completely shut.

    Though today I appear to have some holes in the tshirt I've got on, possibly from a cat?

    plasticniki | 20 May '14, 09:30 | X
    • I am enjoying the fact that you stated

      'a cat' as opposed to 'my cat'. Are there some unknown feral cats roaming around your flat?

      Sketches @plasticniki | 20 May '14, 10:36 | X
      • Haha!

        I don't have a cat but

        a) boyfriend's parents have FOUR;
        b) there were kittens in a hostel I stayed in on holiday a couple of weeks back and they liked to sit on me;
        c) I used to have a visiting cat in my old house.

        The holes could have come from *any* of these cats.

        plasticniki @Sketches | 20 May '14, 10:54 | X
  • I'm wearing a brown belt with black brogues.

    Might as well be walking about with my cock hanging out screaming the chorus from Michael Jackson's seminal single "Thriller" (1983).

    justanothersheeldz | 20 May '14, 09:32 | X
    • seminal

      Robeson @justanothersheeldz | 20 May '14, 09:34 | X
  • just because they're erect?

    Can you just see the shape of your nipple or the colour?

    Elaina_Casoolare | 20 May '14, 09:39 | X
    • haha

      you're loving this shit!

      Silkyskillz11 @Elaina_Casoolare | 20 May '14, 09:41 | X
      Elaina_Casoolare this'd this
      • pink or brown?

        Elaina_Casoolare @Silkyskillz11 | 20 May '14, 09:43 | X
    • they're not erect

      you could just them. well you can't any more - I've got my jacket on. (Spoilsport!)

      colon_closed_bracket @Elaina_Casoolare | 20 May '14, 10:20 | X
  • I'm not sure what exactly has happened

    but my hem of my dress is kind of catching woith the lining which is giving a sort of ruched/ puffball effect at one side. I need to find some nail scissors and go to the loo and take a closer look as it seems like a thread is catching on something.

    PickledOeuf | 20 May '14, 09:41 | X
  • Buttoned my shirt up wrong today

    Didn't realise until someone pointed it out at work.

    safebruv | 20 May '14, 09:41 | X
  • forgot i have a meeting today

    am wearing a tourist tshirt

    alcxxk | 20 May '14, 09:45 | X
  • got paint on me

    japes | 20 May '14, 09:52 | X
  • my shirt is a bit too small

    and keeps on exposing my stomach unless I stand (or sit) perfectly straight.

    wewerewerewolvesonce | 20 May '14, 10:28 | X
  • if it's any consolation

    I didn't spot them when you cycled past me at twenty past eight this morning.

    Epimer | 20 May '14, 10:44 | X
    • Oh I didn't see you this morning!

      I had my jacket on while cycling, plus the straps on my rucksack probably had them covered up.

      colon_closed_bracket @Epimer | 20 May '14, 10:51 | X
    • :D

      plasticniki @Epimer | 20 May '14, 10:55 | X
  • Getting to the point where I'm outgrowing my wardrobe again

    This is a good thing mostly as I dropped a clothes size a few years ago after getting ill and not working out.

    Now I'm putting weight back on, but everything is tight and hiding my growing gut (that bit is bad) is a constant issue.

    moker | 20 May '14, 10:52 | X
  • just realised this morning my trousers have a rip on the arse section

    & one of the hems has gone on the leg, i look properly bedraggled

    Noblet | 20 May '14, 10:54 | X
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