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Small-scale wardrobe malfunctions
I've just realised that my nipples are visible through my shirt. And today's not a good day for keeping the jacket on all day.
Apologies to anyone still eating their breakfast and/or breaking into a wank.
I've just realised that my nipples are visible through my shirt. And today's not a good day for keeping the jacket on all day.
Apologies to anyone still eating their breakfast and/or breaking into a wank.
Thought this was gonna be about ACTUAL wardrobe malfunctions.
Like I have an IKEA Pax wardrobe with red sliding doors but the doors don't hang 100% right so when the left side is shut it's actually not completely shut.
Though today I appear to have some holes in the tshirt I've got on, possibly from a cat?
I am enjoying the fact that you stated
'a cat' as opposed to 'my cat'. Are there some unknown feral cats roaming around your flat?
Haha!
I don't have a cat but
a) boyfriend's parents have FOUR;
b) there were kittens in a hostel I stayed in on holiday a couple of weeks back and they liked to sit on me;
c) I used to have a visiting cat in my old house.
The holes could have come from *any* of these cats.
I'm wearing a brown belt with black brogues.
Might as well be walking about with my cock hanging out screaming the chorus from Michael Jackson's seminal single "Thriller" (1983).
seminal
just because they're erect?
Can you just see the shape of your nipple or the colour?
haha
you're loving this shit!
pink or brown?
they're not erect
you could just them. well you can't any more - I've got my jacket on. (Spoilsport!)
I'm not sure what exactly has happened
but my hem of my dress is kind of catching woith the lining which is giving a sort of ruched/ puffball effect at one side. I need to find some nail scissors and go to the loo and take a closer look as it seems like a thread is catching on something.
Buttoned my shirt up wrong today
Didn't realise until someone pointed it out at work.
forgot i have a meeting today
am wearing a tourist tshirt
got paint on me
my shirt is a bit too small
and keeps on exposing my stomach unless I stand (or sit) perfectly straight.
if it's any consolation
I didn't spot them when you cycled past me at twenty past eight this morning.
Oh I didn't see you this morning!
I had my jacket on while cycling, plus the straps on my rucksack probably had them covered up.
:D
Getting to the point where I'm outgrowing my wardrobe again
This is a good thing mostly as I dropped a clothes size a few years ago after getting ill and not working out.
Now I'm putting weight back on, but everything is tight and hiding my growing gut (that bit is bad) is a constant issue.
just realised this morning my trousers have a rip on the arse section
& one of the hems has gone on the leg, i look properly bedraggled