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judas doesn't count
HOW DARE HE LAUGH AT NAKED NOAH!
They tried to shag some angels! #lads
but it's God isn't it? Loads of genocide and general bullying. Not sure he actually *does* anything good himself either to balance it out, tends to just *tell* others to be good
Would get left out of the French squad for sure
You wouldn't catch Jesus drowning tens of thousands of people, not his style. The apple fell a long way from the tree there
Ripe for a Jeremy Kyle DNA test, that one.
Killed his brother because God liked his meat.
Locked him up in a casket and set him on fire though
'Cain and Abel were, according to the Book of Genesis, two sons of Adam and Eve. Cain is described as a crop farmer and his younger brother Abel as a shepherd. Cain was the first human born and Abel was the first human to die. Cain committed the first murder by killing his brother.'
lot gave his daughter over to some gay people who were looking for a gang bang, rather than let them have some nice gay sex. WHAT A MONSTER:
While they were enjoying themselves, some of the wicked men of the city surrounded the house. Pounding on the door, they shouted to the old man who owned the house, “Bring out the man who came to your house so we can have sex with him.”
The owner of the house went outside and said to them, “No, my friends, don’t be so vile. Since this man is my guest, don’t do this outrageous thing. Look, here is my virgin daughter, and his concubine. I will bring them out to you now, and you can use them and do to them whatever you wish. But as for this man, don’t do such an outrageous thing.”
pair of bastards
with his creepy foot fetish
fucked everything up for everyone.
"Yeah fine I can kill my son, no probs"
and yet he is regarded as the father of the peoples of more than on religeon.
Bit of a shitty father if you ask me, I think these religeons need to take a long hard look at themselves and the way they regard him.