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What to you say?
you just made my list
but which one ;) :D
sharing a variety of usernames
typed mine out but then saw sense and abandoned
this blew up in my face
sorry, thanks for trying
saw it this morning and almost had one fourteenth of an existential crisis
oissin (if he ever bothers posting)
but there's loads more i appreciate heaps
not doing a bottom ten
we all need a good circlejerk now and then, don't lie to yourself
aw, remember the days of real circlejerks when people were really overly earnest
and we all spent about 24 hours straight trying to guess who it was <3
i keep thinking gr8 posters of yore are lost to us forever, but most of them are still around under an assumed name
poptimusgrime doesn't seem to be around much at all now tho
Worst - Songs_about_ducking
Perhaps they're nicer in real life. Most people are okay, special thanks to Ericdouble for helping me poach eggs.
The passive aggressive poacher?
You know I'm a bellend in real life too.
* Bon Iver inventing penicillin
* Bon Iver on a five-year mission to outer space
* Bon Iver acting as beneficiary to a street urchin and seeing the urchin through an education at some of the most prestigious institutions
* Bon Iver meets Roscoe and Marlon
* Bon Iver campaigns against corporate sponsorship of his log cabin
* Bon Iver meets Roscoe, while Marlon is at the arcade
* Bon Iver comes out onstage to an audience of spooky geists
* Bon Iver and the Temple of Doom
* Bon Iver reforms the welfare system
* Bon Iver writes a novel based around how underground rock formations have secretly determined crucial events throughout history
* Bon Iver's initially satirical religious cult leads to police intervention and several unnecessary deaths
* Bon Iver befriends a phantom
* Bon Iver throws pennies down drains and eats fivers to undermine the already troubled economy
* Bon Iver sends coal to dedicated child altruists to confuse society's already troubled notions of morality
* Bon Iver lies about what he did at a toilet
* Bon Iver releases an album of autotuned libel
* Bon Iver inconveniences people's lives on Drowned in Sound
* Bon Iver goes back in time to invent guns four months earlier, hence upping the planet's net quotient of mayhem marginally
* Bon Iver becomes a cannibal to exploit a tax loophole
honourable mention: loui
But you've got the #1 bottom ;););)
Emo (and his mate)
Bless you, duck.
I'm mokered out to be honest. Next person to talk to me today is going to get a cuddle instead of the sharp side of my tongue.
but I was shocked at the exclusion of PN in lists, I'll be honest.
u kno ur in my list hun <3
WHAAAAA? I'm a bit of a non-person really.
These lists need more Balonz.
Don't let the haters stop you from doing your thang.
Right back atcha!
I always see you as Niki.
pla-nik on the streets of Birmingham...
I'm feeling very warm and loved inside!
to the above list.
Can't believe I forgot them the first time
8. zxcvbn/thewarn (same person really innit)
i have spent a very long tiem thinking about this
do you want to go in his place instead?
i'm putting japes in
WELL DONE THE JAPES!!!!
Think I'm going senile
so we can see who is king / queen of dis?
Obv the top 10 would feature the likes of sheeldz, theo, emo, royter, LBC, ma0sm, CG/Meo as one person and others similar to these people.
And shucks. You pricks. Never forget about shucks.
Top: banks, shucks, smiggsy, elthamsothermatefrancis, GRAPEAPE
Bottom: srs_business, drama_on_dis, -heated-debate-, troll4life
nae mentions either way, stay the course big man
just boringly MOR
have a picnic with their shirt off in the rain amongst wild flowers
((Im a bit unsure about using modern vernacular.....have I used 'jell' correctly?))
If I'd managed to pull that off I would have been well chuffed
BUT INSTEAD OF WHOM
It may interest you to know that your omission of me from your list, caused me a slight loss of enjoyment, as I am fonder of your opinion of me than I am of others.
^ thinly veiled 'you would also have been in the top dissers of my list'
(jerking the circle)
It's hard because I don't tend to 'rank' people. I enjoyed watching Chelsea (/Gerrard) ruin my year with you, so that's a big plus.
I'm free for more witty related banter on my new show on Dave "Adam comments on football while in shitehouse bars" (Working Title)
Bottom: see "Top"
yet no mention of ohgood or si_badvibes? Shame on you all.
hope he's alright
he was in hospital and all, innit
hatfood is getting mentioned, seemingly unironically
well done everybody!
I can think of at least five I'd happily shoot in the face. today it's 6 or 7.
You're not on the list (well not today :) )
I'm adding anyone who wants to shoot me in the face to my bottom list.
Your move, PO!
or we could resurect the beefs / beeves thread
there are a lot of cooluns with usernames beginning with E
you forgot one!
Top 10 people now we're talking.
nicely done Eltham, well played.
I really do like you
this is a disaster
on the one hand, I'm 2 spots above lucien; on the other hand, I'm two spots below cat_race.
I currently subsist on here
theres more but theres not enough wahmbulances in the world for the crying
Lo-pan! He transcends favourites
But I couldn't on account of... preferring not to. xxxx
Was the title of a list
do a list
Barleysugar and moker. I like everything they say.
I really like PO and i think she's cool with an exciting life, but sometimes her posts were quite long with quite a lot of typos which is a bit frustrating to read on the mobile version of Dis.
I am trying harder these days, honestly :)
no one has said me so none of you dicks
I WAS ONCE HOT
but only because CG has still got it <3
bottom 10 : ugly boys
suppose my reference was a bit dated
i missed out lo-pan
as a list of people people want to fuck, and 'bottom' as a list of people they want to fuck them.
who happens to be gay and consistently inappropriate in the most brilliant ways definitely made certain words, phrases and other things have whole new meanings.
*will swap votes with anyone for a mention, even the racist women haters
fuck you all
Too Much Arse Information
Total cop-out, but I can't pick. Despite the above joking, I don't think there's a single one of you (perhaps russian troll aside) that i wouldn't have a pint with and a couple of you are amongst my most loved people evereverever.
So I just can't pick and you can't make me.
that's what you're saying
- passive-aggresive militant Londoners
- the ones who post in the daily threads
- grown-ups who are into computer games
- anyone who ^thises or puts a smiley face after a mute-branches post
- the Arsenal fans
- the ones who pretend to like American sports
- people who pretend they're grown-ups because they like slightly different foods
- any fucking numpty who's about 30 and asks for CV advice
- the Scottish Independence Crew
- male DiSers who feel the need to casually tell the internet they've got a girlfriend in every other post.
(a mute-branches fan)
Let's all play LostMoyes bingo! Can anybody hit 7 or 8?
daily thread poster, aye
vegetarian so definitely number 7
you're also becoming a girlfriender, I think
I almost always post in daily threads
I often 'this' or put a smiley face after mute-branches posts
Arsenal are my favourite English team
I think I'm clear of of the rest. Can we still be friends LostMoyes?
ROBERT CECIL, 1st EARL OF SALISBURY: :D
there's the door m8 ----------->
Is this a list of insecurities thread?
(You are possibly a favourite disser these days)
I'm only one of those (computer games) and I'm awful.
Mid-table mediocrity, I'll take that, cheers boys and girls.
Can't be bothered with top 10's and I know everyone on here is essentially putting on an act of some sort (don't all you critical theory bods go on about the "performative aspect" of life?) but the shittest DiSer at the moment has got to be weird manchild creep Robeson/HoFo.
I dont think I am at the moment
ronslunchbox was the best
You're all lovely.
No bottom ten, but some of you are dullards ;)
tbf you've picked an absolute dream team. Good old ooj x
Only he truly knows the pain.