What do you say?
Show a bit of loyalty you feline pricks.
They had a cat who would be away for a few days. Then one day, they got a phone call from the vets who said someone brought the cat in.
It turns out the cat was being fed my an old lady for years. But the old lay died and the cat still turned up meowing. So the neighbors started feeding it, then it started coming in the house and sleeping on the bed.
The lady was really upset that it was someone elses cat but my mum let them have it because it obviously preferred living there.
and get a proper pet, like a dog.
and they had a section with all these life sized plastic garden animals and got to the dog section and one of them I couldnt tell if it was actually real or plastic, turns out it was real.
They have slaves.
^Why I prefer them to dogs
my auntie's got a dog and she's trying to train it to be as independent as possible because my uncle spoils her. she likes to think all humans are her slaves. she even makes you hold her bones while she eats them even though she can hold them all by herself
If you truly believed you were loveable, you'd get a cat
they form their own relationships based on what they need, like people. you shouldn't expect a friendship to just coast along without putting the effort in and your mate to just stick around. same is true of cats. dogs though? they're just stupid
the cat that everyone hates started spending most of its time in someone else's house. seemed like a no-brainer to me. they liked the cat. everyone else hated it. but no my mum and the neighbour managed to get themselves in some politeness trap where neither of them would say what they actually wanted and ended up agreeing for the neighbour to not let it in any more and my mum to ground it for days at a time in order to brainwash it or something.
might just kill the fucking thing next time i see it
You can lock them up in your house at gunpoint all you want, but they're going to escape eventually if they really want to.
if you butter their feet they wont.
they'll slip over though :))))))) :DD
despite having three of our own. They all just seem to get on, and we tried to stop it coming in but to no avail. Mine are all scared to go out though as there is a bully cat around so perhaps it's solidarity. We never know if Perry is in or not, it's quite funny when he appears from upstairs. I do feel bad for it's owners though.
Sorry, doesn't answer your question. Perhaps try hobbling the little bugger.
and cats and dogs are both ace!