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She should do that with pineapple. It contains the enzyme bromelain, which breaks down flesh - it's why you use it to tenderise meat.
and a good way of getting one of your 5 a day
Now we know what Donald Duck would sound like at an orgy
Fruit in bed can be fun
She presumably thinks those noises are sexy in a funny kind of way, unfortunately she's overdone it to put it mildly
Any other issues you need help with?
would certainly enjoy reading an explanation, not to mention the aftermath of replies
that woman knows
"It sounds like Donald Duck getting strangled and waterboarded at the same time. I'm gonna have nightmares for weeks."
If Youtube still had its top comments section, well... say no more.
But then I imagine myself pulling off a blindfold to find a hollowed out citrus - prepared IN ADVANCE - round the old chap while that death metal vocal noise is going on and realise it's not really sex but a performance art installation.
my bf got me to lie down on his bed and close my eyes while he got my present then the next thing I know there's a sort of soft furry thing on my face and some squeaky noises and I was like "is it a guinea pig cuddly toy?" And it was :D He's calls Dennis and he goes to the primary school along the road and the teachers are really horrible and say we should keep him in a hutch. He's really creative and wants to go to art school. Sorry I just made this up cause I'm still drunk.
You ruined it
she's quite softly spoken and then .....instant lob off
The association with blow-fuck-blocked-dyson technique is upsetting
so you losin' weight whilst you're suckin' his dick
from future islands
Conclusion - the lead singer of Future Islands would excel at giving the grapefruit technique
and it's been overdubbed at the key moments.
is mainly due to a cheap microphone being placed in the wrong position (i.e. too close to the action).
I only watched ten seconds with the sound off but I wouldn't advise this personally.
you'd know she recommends blindfolding so that the man doesn't have to worry about the acidity of the fruit.
and have to explain to my colleagues why
Funniest youtube clip posted in ages