-Boxes which falsely claim the pizza inside serves 2 people.
-Boxes which list nutritional values for per quarter of a pizza to try to hide how unhealthy they are.
That's not that much. Carbs are the issue with bread.
As for that comparison, a doughnut IS bread just with sugar added. So you're essentially comparing a small amount of bread to a fucking massive half baguette worth of bread. Not surprising they're almost similar in calories. And that's before you get to the sugar in the doughnut that won't show up as calories but makes it much more unhealthy.
trying to work out the calories in a pack of them is like taking a math exam. It's also misleading as fuck as it lists the calorie content per 35grams or something like that and you're like 'wow thats really low calorie' but it turns out it means per 35g AFTER you've included water and I don't think it tells you how much it weighs after you've added water on the package and it doesn't really give any clear indication that it means after you've added water either.
especially if you go for say an hour's walk it is probably only burning 250 calories. It takes one slice of pizza to power a whole human being for one hour.
good thread
Just 1000 calories like that. Easy.
because you find it difficult to eat enough calories?
skinny prick yeah
i think you've done this thread but yeah, that's annoying, calories are delicious
i guess everyone's metabolism slows down eventually, you have that to look forward to
Yum. I might have a pizza tonight
Before going and drinking my own face off for 72 hours, gonna be fun.
I dislike
-Boxes which falsely claim the pizza inside serves 2 people.
-Boxes which list nutritional values for per quarter of a pizza to try to hide how unhealthy they are.
This for chocolate stuffs
All chocolate on the planet is like 560 calories per 100g. Yet most packets will only list uncalculatable portion sizes rather than say that.
Id like to fatten you up
Will I just order you a pizza every single day delivered to your house
Peanut butter is good
Lots of peanut butter sandwiches
12 inch hot and spicy cheers
something something your mum
whats your favourite pizza, buddy?
what I do is sometimes get a tin of soup, heat it up, poach an egg in it, serve that with a pork pie / sausage roll
Anyway this thread is over cos j0hn implied that I've already done it
and I'm embarrassed to have repeated myself as a consequence of having no life
Is something happening with the o in john there
Or am I having an episode?
Hometime methinks
it's a zero
johnwithazero
You've done a thread about it being harder to eat more than to diet or something like that
don't think it mentioned pizza though so you're good
we havent clarified your order
Any sides? I'm gonna order a 16 inch every day cos accepting a delivery of them is always a laugh
you should be embarrassed about repeating it because it
makes all us fat bastards feel like shit. AGAIN.
It's bread man
Bread is seriously full of calories. We just don't think it is as it's a staple or Western society. Look at this:
http://www.artfido.com/blog/photographic-series-showing-what-200-calories-looks-like-in-different-foods/
An (almost) whole doughnut is the same as half a baguette.
Bread. Fucked up yo.
A random man stopped me in the supermarket to tell me this
'BREAD MAKES YOU FAT!' In a vaguely conspiratory tone in the bread aisle.
Really good link
surprised at that doughnut
where/s the lettuce?
those arent smarties
american rice crispies look like maggots
Pleasently surprised by how much doughnut you get for 200 calories
might change to the doughnut diet
A slice of brown bread is about 75 calories
That's not that much. Carbs are the issue with bread.
As for that comparison, a doughnut IS bread just with sugar added. So you're essentially comparing a small amount of bread to a fucking massive half baguette worth of bread. Not surprising they're almost similar in calories. And that's before you get to the sugar in the doughnut that won't show up as calories but makes it much more unhealthy.
Bread.
"the sugar in the doughnut that won't show up as calories"
say what?
what if the fat goes to the wrong places?
think this through
All on the belly
He has to train up while fattening himself and get buff. (reverse sexism)
No issue here
half a pizza for breakfast
full one for lunch
full one for dinner
daily calories for a grown man: done.
Hate this thread wish I hadn't made it
only did it cos I was slightly caffeinated
I like it
it's one of your best
I have two pizzas in the fridge from Sainsburys
Two for £4 theyre very good. No pizza shame
I had some super noodles recently
trying to work out the calories in a pack of them is like taking a math exam. It's also misleading as fuck as it lists the calorie content per 35grams or something like that and you're like 'wow thats really low calorie' but it turns out it means per 35g AFTER you've included water and I don't think it tells you how much it weighs after you've added water on the package and it doesn't really give any clear indication that it means after you've added water either.
ok
Noodles are quite low cal right
download myfitnesspal app
scan the barcode of the packet with the app
done
who gives a fuck about zero calorie water?
but 100 ml equals 100 g, so it's not hard to do the calc.
It does seem a lot
especially if you go for say an hour's walk it is probably only burning 250 calories. It takes one slice of pizza to power a whole human being for one hour.
I eat way more pizza than that
in three months.
for my din dins i had
my mam's cheese and tomato quiche
my mam's coleslaw
oven chips
half a galaxy
small glass of red wine
haha think this red wine is gonna get polished
#layoffthesherrylove
what flavour?
just got a packet of crackers and a tub of Lurpak.
Just working through a Pizza Express job now.
295 cal per third. Doesn't seem to bad. I'm eating it all of course.
wish i could eat all the pizza i desired.
Just had my dinner
4 x potato waffles
2 x Cheese Strings ('spaghetti' version)
3 x waffa-thin ham slices
2 x glass of red wine
Probably similar calorific value to a couple of slices of pizza
more
Not sure of wine but maybe 300 for that. About 960 altogether if cheesestrings are around 100 which I think they are?
Wine made from grapes
2 of my 5-a-day
Just had some marinaded chicken
With roasted veg
Half bottle of white wine
Now on the red
wish i had some cheese
life is hell
pretty unvirtuous of you
gonna prepare another chicken kiev
won't enjoy it though
ok but don't