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to guess what I'm thinking of.
number them or they don't count.
Can I get the whole thing in my mouth?
What are you thinking of?
STILL WAITING ON QUESTION TWO
Is it do do with sport?
someone didn't read the rules
Does it cost less than a fiver?
Also my question about a fiver
they were numbered wrong
Does it cost less than a fiver
that was 9
that was 10
Why did my well numbered question not count towards the total? I retract my invitation
Is it office stationary?
FFS that's 11
play properly and stop being a goofball we've only got 9 left
I fucking did answer it. The answer was I didn't answer it because you numbered it wrong. :P
And that's the final question.
ask a question
it's not wooden!
there's no way to answer that as I can't comprehend the depths of maosm's sexual deviancy
I'm calling that 14
i didn't mean to type that
14. does it inspire feelings of happiness or contentment in you japes? would you say it is a positive thing, one that inspires kindness in your fellow man, or is it a foul and depraved object, an unholy and cruel collection of atoms? are you reminded of carefree days of your youth as you gaze upon it, of joyful innocent afternoons playing at the park on bright sunny days? or does it conjure thoughts of despair and dread, awakening your demons and banishing all hope?
It's a chair.
-fits in your mouth
-isn't a body part
-not to do with sport
-japes can see it now
-costs less than a fiver
-not office stationary
- doesn't vibrate
thanks japes, good game!
dangerous, could get another paper cut
I'll say that was 16
is it used in a game?
not a psychological game like in the film 'The Game' starring Michael Douglas and directed by David Fincher, or an collection of games pitting the world's top athletes against each other, like in 'The Olympic Games', recently held in London, to great acclaim. Not like the games that lovers play with each other in twisted romances, so eloquently described by Bobby Brown's 1994 RandB classic 'Two can Play that Game', and certainly dissimilar to 'Games', Daniel Lopatin and Joel Ford's electronic duo, heavily influenced by 1980s-era production techniques, but a game that may be playing with friends, possibly with a board, possibly without.
I wasn't counting the guesses as questions
that didn't count as a question because it wasn't numbered.
Is it something more than 65% of people in the uk would own?
FUCK OFF TWO REMAINING
I'm not playing anymore
if the object was a woman, and you a hetrosexual man, would you be attracted to the object? would you admire from afar their feminine grace, would you dream of a future together, evenings by the fire, domestic bliss, maybe one day a cat, or even a child, a family of three, blissful and content. Would you scrawl their name on your pencil case and sigh with delight at the smell of her hair? Would you fantasize about them day and night, becoming obsessed with the curve of her breasts , the shape of her calves. What you have the courage to approach them, to reveal your hearts desire, to risk rejection and heartbreak, your pride wounded, your soul humiliated? or would you be content to dream or what could be? to find solace in your imagination, free from the unkind realities of possible disappointment?
Is it's something people would carry on them most of the time rather than it having its own place in the home or office?
ONE QUESTION LEFT
because that would be a good question
this particular one probably hasn't but others of it's kind have
NO MORE QUESTIONS
that's why it's never been on the moon
I reckon so
we'll eventually get it
unlucky guys no one guessed it
Someone should start a leader board.
1. japes 1
2. Seniordingdong NOTHING
I bet you've cheated or fucked up in some way
you had your chance
I do actually have one of those in front of me
that you get in christmas crackers
but er no, he said more than 65% of people have one. He's definitely fucked up
he wouldn't have given such a confident yes
you can say now, the 20 questions were up
cool, i'll PM details so you can send my prize
I know what it is!