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When you phone doesn't vibrate in your pocket but you're 100% positive it did
Then you check and there's nothing.
Well I just got that. To the point I stopped what I was doing and spent a few seconds trying to get the phone out of my pocket (jeans and sitting down means difficult) - then I realised it's on my desk and my muscle / leg / mind was just imagining it.
It was so real! I know other people get this - Do you? Read somewhere that it's a proper, recognised physiological phenomena but I can't be bothered to find the link. Oh, and my phone's vibrating.
i used to get htis all the time
but I tend to just keep my phone on silent these days. instead I get phantom flashes from the alert light.
Sounds like you had a stretch reflex
Don't really get muscle sensations that feel like 'real' things so often. Sometimes I can't get to sleep because I feel like my guts will fall out
Good times in Brain City.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phantom_vibration_syndrome
it's a good/bad band name
like, it'd be a good name for a bad band
Like 'My Drug Hell'
Great name. Sucked massively.
Jacques Greene just released an EP this week called Phantom Vibrate
i reckon
a bored intern at Apple wrote it into the firmware code. I always get this with my iphone.
gosh yes
I get it all the time. I keep it in my pocket so I don't have to faff about taking it out of my bag.
That's what they want you to think moker
it was the independent thought alarm going off
They're onto you.
http://www.secretsofthefed.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/beyonce-illuminati-sign.jpg
haha nobody texts you
WRONG
My answerphone texts me when I miss calls from cold callers.
it'll be some app you have set to
vibrate but with the banners etc switched off
Not when the phone isn't in my pocket!
probably your miniature vibrator you take around with you that you stick up your ars
at any available opportunity.
WRONG
I prefer anal beads.
yea big massive fat fuckers
WRONG
slim and long
^What is says on your business card?
*it
WRONG
It says
Ulysses 'Moker' Goldhammer
Professional Bro
Mob: 07*** *** ***
eMail: kinghittotheface@hotmail.com
www.imnotgreatyouregreat.com
Happens when I'm driving sometimes,
although it's probably just the vibration of the car.
Once or twice I've been convinced my phone's buzzing then realised it's not even in my pocket.
definitely a thing