Do any of you still deliberately wink anymore? Is it a dying art?
and then panicked that people might think / realise I am a sex pest.
Don't try to mansplain your way out of it.
but I've been training myself to raise a single eyebrow.
Can manage about 5mm now. Every other attempt. When looking in the mirror.
Just call me Roger Moore.
How about this?
Jow can I get a sex life lije James Bond?
fucking hell how have you only just realised that
keep it a flicker. no head tilt, no face scrunch, no mouth gurn.
If you have to do the above, you probably shouldn't wink.
but Anne Robinson can't wink.
I can't pull it off.
Thaht'zs right, winker. I love doing it. i'm quite good. Not a single other muslce in nmy face or nexk will move. It is brilliant. Years of practice.
so I can actually do the WINK properly.
Still do when drunk. Always regret it, instantly.
with someone saying something really boring and long to me my left eye starts going. i don't know what observers make of it. maybe that the more you bore and frustrate me the hornier i get?
can anyone not wink? ha if they can't.
don't like doing it though, precise muscle movements like that make me feel ill
whistle or click their fingers. i had a mate who couldn't take a drink from a can whilst walking along. can imagine winking is a struggle for some. won't someone think of them for once?
winking with the other hand?
or to be coyly suggesting something is underhand and a secret between the people talking?
Or as a punchline to a joke?