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and I need them now.
That's a double pun so double payment please.
Is not a Top Hat pun.
Hats and place names?
Hats and sports stars?
Hats and animals?
c'mon man I'm raring to go!!
Just give me anything
Trilby laughing on the other side of your face
and other better ones that you come up with so I don't have to.
Top, top hat puns.
that's a pun on the word bunnet and pun
I thought no one was bothering.
"I'm in love with this girl I saw in a Sherlock Holmes hat"
"I would but I don't know where she lives"
Thus ends my hat joke.
that's a pun on a hat and a brazillian martial art
koi coonskin carp
that's a pun on a fish and a kind of hat
hats enough from you
you'll be bowled over with shite puns
my enthusiasm has fezzled out
that's a pun on a kind of weasel and a hat
I need it to live
Technically you should have
a hat hard-on. What am I saying? I mean a hat hard-on. I've done it again!
Double pun, some of it in foreign. Cash $$
blearsalker (drunken detective hat)
you can't just say "hat puns"! there needs to be context.
turbalan (religious extremest hat)
trilbilly (three hill-folk)
tourque (fast hat)
fezzle (started well, ultimately failed)