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just a heads up
as well as literally whatever climbs into my head while I'm erratically typing
made me shudder a bit
you meet the whole gang in this extended version. Really adds flesh to the other advert.
BETTING MAN: You're spending lots of money there on this bit there Mr Brightside
MR BRIGHTSIDE: THIS IS JUST THE PRICE I PAY DESTINY IS CALLING ME
BETTING MAN: Yes it is
GUT INSTINCT: Ay this orse is a dead cert for the World Cup semi finals
THE PROFESSOR: My calcualtions say otherwse
GUT INSTINCT: You mug
THE PROFESSOR: Is this the emotion you humans call ... love
i've worked in quite a few shitey places, but i really definitely don't want to work in ladbrokes
They really do treat their staff like monkeys.
they feed them bananas?
Got held up at gunpoint and all sorts. They get robbed all the time.
working for a bookmakers is intense and demanding. i wouldn't really recommend it to anyone, but i'm pretty sure that if you're offered an interview you're 90% guaranteed to get the job.
(although it probably isn't half as intense and demanding if you work somewhere fancy where there isn't a big culture for gambling)
oh, a positive is all of the gamblers you get to befriend. some of them are really nice if you talk to them and bring you chocolate (mainly really old people) or tip you (mainly drunk people).
I think they're an easier target than other bookmakers.
Don't really understand the people who get all insecure about lad culture. You'd all be one in a heartbeat if you weren't bedwetters.
We need some more of those.
Seriously, who goes actively looking for this shit? Except us, for the purposes of sneering/
I actually quite like this
sounds bored out of his mind in the first half of this.
i hope they get sued by The Killers.