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the perpetual motion machine which will definitely work is the only one that comes to mind. I will never do anything about any of them because I have a strong dislike for anything business related.

and he said that what i want to do would required a lifetime of making the database or buying a database for a lot of ££ and hiring someone who costs loads to manage the database. other than that he said it would work but apparently databases are a stumbling block.
instead i'm doing the part that doesn't involve a database and it'll be great but not make a billion ££

then selling them on at a markup.

doing what I do now, freelance. It could happen. I should make it happen.

would like to have a cafe as well (like you've never seen before, obvs), but that's more a dream than a potentially real business idea that could happen if I got on with it.

Actually am making money at the moment by having people lodging. that's going to bring a nice bit of money in without really having to do anything at all.

with sugar already in them.

Even seen a vacant spot in sauchiehall street. I fancied a sunbed last week and to my horror discovered that i eitjher had to walk eight blocks in one doirection or ten in the other if I wnated one. there is a definite gap in the market for central/ business district glasgow. I will (literally) be coining it in. I plan to sell diet pills too. Might have some of those vibrate plates too that make fatties wobble.

and just do drawings and prints and make music videos and stuff like that
not really a business
still going to do it tho
#yolo

Always thought there was a gap in the market.

The cut of mens and womens briefs are very different and your average cross-dressing male must find womens underwear rather uncomfortable at times.

I'd expect

I'd actually quite like to open a shop.

I just can't think of anything that people actually buy in shops any more. except like, coffee. but there's loads of them.

so you don't get stuck with the same view all the time.

basically, it'd be a rip-off of the pun interface things we do on here. you'd spin two wheels and have to come up with as many puns as possible in a given time - so, band names vs fish, for instance. You could even make special Pun Dice.

for groups of mates to do. Get a bit o' land, stick some big inflatable Wipeout type courses/'events' on it, have it supervised by teenagers and students in uni down time. Make all participants sign waivers saying it's not the company's fault if they maim/kill themselves. Profit.

and then make interactive movies

and in that time I sat through hundreds of cases of people who were about to lose their driving licence but needed to keep it for work/family commitments etc. They always gave the same excuses and you could practically read from a script.

I had the idea that I could undercut the solicitors, who probably charge hundreds of pounds to for advocating, by charging half of what the solicitors do.

Instead though, I'm going back to uni to study law this year.

which also sells chilli. The best chilli you've ever had (I'm really really good at making chilli). It'd be fucking radical.

Few safety precautions to work throgu

...and a couple of acquaintances, not really sure if anything will come of it but if it does it will be very exciting.

and it's to be marketed to companies like skype and clearsea, dating agencies and also companies that have lots of remote workers.

It's for when you need to have a little celebration via VC. There will be different types of packs but a standard on might include, say, a mini bottle of champagne, 1 party popper, maybe a balloon etc etc, it will have a fancy little sticker on it with the date, time of the vc and ip address or something and you send it to someone when you want to party with them over video.

So if you are cerebrating an achievement by your team of remote workers, you send them all this party for one pack and all get together to celebrate over vc.

If you fancy someone on an internet dating site, you send them a party for one (in a safe way, maybe through the agency) and have a little party, this could a fun way of showing your personality by what you pick to go in the party pack!

What do you think???

a toaster that is staggered. so if you have 4 bits of bread in the toaster, and you turn the toaster on, the far left bread starts heating first, then 20 seconds later next left and so on. they then pop out at 20 second intervals as well.
this allows you to butter the toast when it is at it's peak warmness for an easier buttering experience

i'm giving hot air balloon tours.

convince friends to work in it for crippingly low pay in exchange for the promise of high-paid positions once the business is 'up and running'. Trouser any and all profits.

Like sugar cubes, but with coffee.

Purely to foil the cunt in this office who keeps shoving a coffee coated spoon into the sugar jar. I'd prefer to just legalise torture but that's not really a business idea.

for sexual tasks, ranging from hand jobs / finger jobs to full intercourse. No kissing on the lips though! xxx pm me bbs xxx

as a city-centre shop (to sell homeware, linen etc).

Roast potatoes with gravy injected into them, like a savoury doughnut. Probably would work at festivals, not sure where else.

like Latitude or whatever, where there are loads of people who will spend money on twee novelty shite.

Basically it's like a burger van but it only serves toast. You could have various different types of toppings, especially 'posh' ones like lime marmalade or something, and savoury toppings (cream cheese? a special posh cream cheese probably) and different types of bread too, and you'd even be able to get an imprint on the toast using one of those toast stamp things. You could charge loads for practically nowt.

But crucially, it would be Royal Mail themed, lots of red and gold, bins shaped like post boxes, staff dressed in old fashioned postman uniforms. It would be called 'The Toast Office'.

Sometimes I miss stuff on e4+1

I propose making condoms that contribute to your 5 a day.

but even though i won't do anything about it, i'd be really bitter if someone else did and got rich, 'cause i'm like that.

and i want to reserve the right to maybe go on dragons den and make a tit out of myself someday.

Love film but for guitar pedals.

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