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and what was the chain of events leading up to this (not including playing hide and seek)?
they parked outside of my drive (yeah, I had a drive, fuck you) and I was stumbling about being a prick. I pissed on the passenger's window and when I got back to the house I realised I had lost my pants. I thought it would be easiest if I took off my trousers to find them so I did. I was just in a t-shirt. I headed back up the drive and a car came so I HID IN A BUSH. A few moments later my mum started calling me. I knew the game was up so I had down the drive and there she was with a couple of Babylon who had been called when someone saw me hassling the car of girls. Just in a t-shirt with me cock swinging.
I have actually left out the more embarrassing parts of that story.
possibly because of the lack of sense
so I had down the drive
she was there with a couple of Babylon
Got no reward for it because of my behaviour.
be great if there was a word for this
check out spoiled bastard over here
Yeah, it was an A mother fucker, before you could get a * and I was three years old.
chucked a rock at a grasscutter thing. hid in a bush. the guy found me, strangled me a bit then took me home to my mum's
we used to go to town, pick up something from greggs then walk back slowly through newbridge fields (via the swings).
Used to go to the top of the steps and hide in a bush until someone would walk past, then shout out "I AM THE TREE OF KNOWLEDGE, ASK ME ANY QUESTION" while shaking the branches. Sometimes people played along but most just smirked a bit and then walked on.
I'm in a bush right now
no time to explain
(does this work?)
Even after three kids.
hiding from dogs when I was a kid. although maybe that was more in trees.
last time was in Tenerife (Reefy) when I was about 18. Walking along a road one evening, a jeep full of local bigger boys jumped out and came at us with flying kicks and punches. So unprovoked it was untrue. Actually wait...I just legged it, it was my mate that hid behind a bush (and then in a dis-used hospital). He buried his money as well, just in case. All for one and one for all.
I got punched and pushed into a bush on that holiday as well. I think. was so drunk I might have made it up.
hiding from people who want to fight me or arrest me
gave rob hairs a leg up over the police station enclosure and he started ripping off numberplates off police cars.
Unsurprisngly, he got rugby-tackled and arrested. I hid in a bush. no worries.
you sound like a good mate, btw
that he'd thrown over the enclosure so they had no evidence to prosecute him.
After I'd stopped hiding in the bush.
I'm a goddamn hero.
Please don't tell crimewatch.
i just clicked on Report this thread.
Take a minute to say goodbye to your family because the internet police are EN ROUTE
we used to have a "mate" that would do stuff like that. after a while we just thought, "actually, we don't like you, you're a fucking idiot.".
mate, I've broken more laws than you've worn cardigans.
Mostly friendship and fashion laws, but they all count.
(and i guess i should confess, poo, once, when i got locked out of my parents house overnight).
did you have to return to the scene of the crime to destroy the evidence later?
It will have just joined part of the rich natural mineral environment of the woodland, along with the (i hope) bird skeleton I stood on.
that had gone missing a year or so previously and which we thought had probably got by a fox.
this is me making a joke, at myself, about having a big bumhole. HAHAHHA.
and nobody's even commented yet on the evident sheer scale and capcity of my mum's bush! I am not going to lie, I feel a bit let down.
it seems too easy.
I had taken LSD and thought I dropped my keys in there, then I realized I hadn't then realized it had been about an hour since I had gone in the bushes and it was getting light out and I was paranoid of a jogger finding me tripping on acid so I stayed in the bushes for a bit.