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I saw a child fall into a pig pen, cutting his ear in the process and bleeding profusely.
I've... seen things you people wouldn't believe... [contemptuous laugh] Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched c-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those... moments... will be lost in time, like [small cough] tears... in... rain. Time... to die...
I know I did.
pull out a big lump of jobbie and eat it.
and risk looking paedo-ey
to prove I was unaroused and hence not a paedo. I just walk around playgrounds with my cock out now, everyone knows I am safe.
"There goes Balonz, the Snickers hanging out as per" they say. "Good afternoon Balonz!"
and weren't paying attention hit each other head on. both insisted the other cyclist was at fault. it was brilliant.
when I was 16. I complained and he got sacked.
we're all sexists.
I might go taunt one right now.
but I couldn't be 100% sure that they were llamas
and shitting on the metro track.
saw some shit
and the driver of the bus I was on (and still am, tbf - was 10 mins ago) just flip it into off-road, mount the kerb and bomb along the grass for a bit. Actually that's a lie, I'm on the top deck and can't see the driver. Bet he was thinking "fucking vrrooomm motherfuckers" though.
kissing Santa Claus
Once on the schoolbus, a teenage boy without a bus pass tried to get on. The driver refused him entrance and the kid said 'look, stop being a bitch and let me get on the bus'.
She answered: 'I AM NOT A BITCH AND YOU DO NOT COME ON THIS BUS WITHOUT A BUS PASS!'
He walked away in humiliation. She was a fucking bitch actually...
1.) THE WORLD - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MS_The_World It is huge.
2.) The Saint Kilda AFC team arriving at a hotel.
but after all these high profile sinkings of massive ships and ferries, kinda freaks me out a little.
Might not spend my millions on a floating pad then.