Me, I think I am on Goatmeat v.11.3
Birth – v.1.0…various small additions until I was upgraded with the ability to make vowel sounds and crawl - v.1.5
v.2.0 – whole new system update with the ability to walk, make more complex word sounds and express feelings and desires
Skipping a few up to v.5.0 – adolescence. That one was a bit buggy, there were quite a few patches in that. V.6 teenage wasn’t any better, numerous bug fixes rolled out over a couple of years before version 7 was rolled out with the ability to leave home and fend for myself unaided.
Goatmeat v.11.3 includes a new musical creation interface, exercise programme providing faster speeds and endurance than the previous version, dough skills and a dog.
You get the idea.
So, what version are you?