Noticed this has really started to get big the last few years.
What happened to just sending your kids off to the nearest school and getting on with it? If little Phoebe or Bartholomew crack on, do their work and make friends they'll be fine whatever school they go to. I went to my local school on a council estate where I lived, it was good, had a great time.
All this namby-pamby and mollycoddling by parents is ridiculous - and the school system is bowing down to it. Drive them all to school, don't let them play outside, packed lunches, list of allergies, flute practice in the evenings
Fuck that. Introduce them to the real world.