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wot do u make m8 an how the fook ya do it?
stir fry veg. Mix veg and noodles. Season. Beat egg, add to the mix, stir to coat. Done.
that's pretty much the only thing you can do isn't it
2. develop super-human strength from eating raw eggs
3. use super-human strength to rob supermarket for better ingredients
4. use better ingredients to make twice-cooked duck, with truffle-oil-laced mashed potatoes and steamed bok choy
two slices of bread
eat toast with butter
get the marmite tae fuck!
use the bread to clean the pan
1. Melt butter in pot
2. Tear bread into chunks and sauté in butter
3. Stir through teaspoon of marmite to add flavour and to thicken.
4. Serve in a plastic bag and place inside a rubbish bin.
put veg and noodles in boiling stock, then crack the egg into it with about 3 mins to go. noodle soup with a poached egg.
and a mixed veg puree
With noodle and vegetable soldiers
(I would phone in a curry.)