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I'm imagining a scene earlier that day.
Ann: You know that bill we got from Virgin?
Ron: Oh that, aye, it's definitely summat wrong with that remote gizmo.
Ann: Well I've called the Manchester Evening News. They're sending a photographer round this afternoon.
Ron: Now, hold on Annie, is that really...
Ann: Its outrageous what they've done to us Ronald. People need to know.
Ron: Well, can't we just sort it out with Virgin privately like we did the last time.... and the time before that.
Ann: No Ronald, people to be told. Its even worse than when the phone company said we'd called 'Naughty Forties' sex line 47 times in a two months.
Ron: Yes, only you and have access to the phone. It just didn't make sense.
Ann: I want the world to know that I am not to be taken as a fool.
Ron: Of course Annie.
Ann: Now I'm going to the shops to get some milk in case the photographer wants a cup a tea. Oh and here is the multi-pack of Kleenex you asked for, hayfever season already is it? Oh and I'll pick your eight pairs of trousers up from the dry cleaners, you need to be more careful when brushing your teeth, I've never seen so much spilt toothpaste.
Ron: Errr, yeah sorry love.
Ann: Oh and when I get back please can you try to take less than 5 minutes to open the door. Why do you always take so long? After all this time can't you just let me have a key?
Ron: Maybe one day Annie. Maybe one day.
I hope though that you are as quick witted in a court of law
That's true love, that is and something we should all aspire to.
On second thoughts, I bet it's all Ann, the dirty cow.
No one would spend that much on something, requiring I assume multiple separate orders, that they intend on denying having ordered.
"The couple from Reddish, Stockport, have previously disputed bills for adult films in 2009 and 2012 when they refused to pay bills for £190 and £500, the Manchester Evening News reports."
It wouldn't be a 'Big Lie', rather the culmination of a series of small lies.
This seems to have happened to this couple twice before.
This doesn't seem to be a problem experienced by other couples - this in fact has made the news, so rare that it is.
In Mrs. Hayward's own words "No-one else comes in here".
It made the 'Metro' - not sure that counts as news.
People in the comments below say that this has happened to them or people they know - suggesting that this problem can occur.
If there is a fault causing this, is it not possible that it would happen to them more than once?
Having been 'caught' twice before, it would be quite something to try it yet again.
Pretty sure we'll find it comes from Reddish, in Stockport.
Who comes from there?
You seem to have a thorough understanding of the man