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turns out all the youtubers are paedos. their target demographic is like girls aged 12 - 16
it's really bad
ps. if anyone is interested
to another site.
Fuck that for a game of soldiers.
I'd tried to find a neat summary, but was failing.
that there's a group of interconnected beta-male vloggers on youtube, with loads of followers, especially among the female teens, who have used their position to, effectively, source, and then abuse, groupies.
did someone perhaps drop a fedora on your head on your walk home last night or sth?
why is it called crossing the line?
talking to kids = fine
shagging kids = crossing the line
shouldn't they, like, go to prison and stuff?
It's very weird.
a tad too, you know, ridiculously huge to shoulder the burden of what these couple of idiots did? Am I missing something here?
the other ones
the boys and men who have fans who are girls who are young and they're all friends. or in bands with each other. they used to do meetups.
paedos. the lot of them. except charlieissocoollike because he did a video on consent so he couldn't be
They don't, like, live by your rules, maaan.
INTRODUCTORY VOICE: Why indeed yes, get a cup of tea and watch another fine choice from KrazyKrazyKrisKris
(pointless jump cut)
KRIS: Hello, raters; hello haters!
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KRIS: Now there's been a lot of stuff going on about all these allegations; my friend TheMemetoonster has made a little cartoon to explain what's going on
(sounds; can't be bothered to describe the pictures you prolly know what they'd be though right)
* Ermagherd er herv bern serxureler erserlter
* ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY COMMIT A SEXUAL ASSAULT
* Derp derp offenders registry derp derp
* ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY MAKE AN ALLEGATION WITHOUT EVIDENCE
* I CAN HAZ REPORT To THE LOCAL AUTHORITY
(cuts back to KRIS)
(three more jump cuts)
KRIS: Anyway, I've got loads of alibis for those events coming up on the screen now for all the times that these assaults are alleged to have
KRIS: when the first occurred, I was collaborating with YouTuber NeilUkeCannon on his ukulele covers of Metallica songs
KRIS: and when the second and third assaults was claimed to have happened, I did a Minecraft Let's Play of my new charity single with famous Sherlockwave producers and top Pottercore band Snapeman that's for the good cause of raising awareness of why it's really of vital importance that people DON'T SKIP THE ADVERTS GOD DAMN IT THIS IS THE FUTURE OF ENTERTAINMENT HOW CAN WE REVOLUTIONISE WITHIN THIS BRAVE NEW MEDIA WITHOUT THE SPONSORSHIP OF THE CORPORATE OLD GUARD GAWD
(jump cut from sweating enraged lunatic to overly smiley-faced lunatic)
KRIS: In fact, because I - like all my online clone brethren - document everything I do all the time, I'd recommend the police investigators to click where I'm pointing and SUBSCRIBE to ensure that I'm not committing any crimes. And don't forget to rate this video! PEACE OUT
VOICE From INTRO: What ho how's your governor colonist friend, you've just watched another hat-tapping video from KrazyKrazyKrisKris Keep calm and subscribe tea and bunting la de da de da
fidel mate can you delete this reply for us?
this is a serious thread
and saw that there was an actual thing related to it
I feel like a bit of a dick now
it's ok. i only wanted it gone cause it's long. i was just pretending about the being offended part really. just long thats all means i have to scroll around a bit too much. don't worry about it. just long
my little brother likes alex day. omg
john green is so shit. this is a great line though (apart from using the word 'hot' two times in the same sentence. ffs)
“she was incredibly hot, in that popular-girl-with-bleached-teeth-and-anorexia kind of way, which was Colin’s least favourite way of being hot”
I don't think that link proves he's not a good person.
He shares most of his life on the internet - if that stuff is as bad as it gets for the guy then I think on balance he's probably alright (considering a lot of his videos are trying to increase tolerance or are educational)
when I happened to be at a record store where he was doing a signing. I remember feeling completely past it, when someone I had never heard of had literally hundreds of (mostly teenage female) fans queuing down the street, and he hadn't been on TV or in the charts or anything. He seemed lovely, but that's by the by.
It's interesting how all this (whatever the extent of it may be) has come to light so quickly in comparison to entrenched cultures of fan abuse in rock music, Hollywood, hip hop and elsewhere (and where people like Jimmy Page are still deified partly because of that behaviour). Perhaps it's a positive step that this is so open, so quickly.
It might have stayed hidden and perpetuated for quite a while, but the very nature of the medium they've used means that the truth (and also things that are not entirely the truth) have all flooded out in a rush.
If you compare that to the way in which stories of Justin Beiber abusing young girls in a similar fashion have been closed down by management, money and a celebrity gossip market that depends on his appeal, you start to appreciate the difference in control between the two industries.
oh gosh i'm so english and awkward and humble
the most contrived pandering to american teenage girls imaginable