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Me? Hunting. I think i'd be a good hunter. Got patience and a good eye.
flying a wingsuit
Looks like a piece of piss.
it really seems like the easiest thing you can do and have people gush over your talent
like you've got an emotional scene coming up, make your voice quiver and cry in a bit of a weird way. oscar nomination in the bag.
no way! I think it'd be well difficult. I'd constantly be thinking about how much of a dick I looked
I cringe like fuck whenever i hear my own voice or see myself in a video
joaquin phoenix constantly looks like he's not sure if he's a real actor or somebody let him into hollywood by mistake
yeah i'd be a fucking amazing actor
Just running and grappling innit
not too dissimilar to how I usually play football tbf
are you responsible for this advertising campaign?
Although I prefer Gatwick over Heathrow, neither are a patch on City Airport. They should build a second runway over the water next to the current runway. Or just use this kind of planes more: http://www.top-modellbau.eu/jtlshop/bilder/produkte/gross/977.jpg
drive all the time. Easy peasy.
Particularly the Cube and Catchphrase.
I have always had you down as a malco.
Couldn't be worse than Michael Owen.
Totally shit that they get former footballers and more and more just try and go for name recognition rather than offering any actual insight. There is insight you get from playing the game, sure, but if you're just going to employ Shearer, Owen and Redknapp, you might as well just film it in a pub with some Sunday Leaguers.
becoming a football commentator. I would NAIL it.
full time blogger or working in online pr/social media
something like yoyotech I reckon I'd be alright at that
that's got to be a piece of piss, surely?
and genuinely have no idea what those at the top do. Something 'strategic' no doubt
it seems you just employ person after person to delegate your actual work to, and occasionally have to deliver a speech or something that someone else has written for you.
2: Not like I will become (or want to be) CEO of where I am now.
2. See 1.
Good luck with it though!
just to see what it was like.
eg i'd post selfies of me and my teammates, would be good on twitter, a nice guy in interviews and stuff, i'd be good at the charity/helping the kids stuff, i'd only really get found out on the pitch
could you have the torch of Rio's world cup wind-ups passed to you?
JUST KIDDING, NO ONE IS GOOD AT THAT