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There's a wasp flying around the office. Very slowly.
Couple of people going nuts.
wasps are shit, bees are great
if a bee stings me I don't even mind since I know he must have really wanted it
your willingness to be stung by bee's is only hastening the decline of the bee population.
I don't *want* to be stung, but if they do there's something satisfying about knowing they really hated you
Especially as I'm allergic to them. They're basically just flying, buzzing death-machines.
...for thinning out the population tbh tbf.
NOW WITH WASPS!
...ascendancy or something? Imagine that, only with wasps rather than lazers. Puts your Robocops and your Total Recalls reboots in the shade.
is a fun phrase to say. Lots of plosives and fricatives all in a row. Hmm.
running of the wasp!
then they wont get stung, it really bugs me when the person next to me starts flailing at a wasp because they are in danger of breaking my streak of never being stung by a bee or wasp.
Bees are passive.
If you ignore a bee it carries on about its business.
Wasps are all in your face sparring for a fight and must be dealt with. There is no more a satisfying crunch than the defeated wasp under the shoe sole.
A top tip is to buy a jar of runny honey and once some has been used add a bit of water. Leave the lid off and put it buy the window and watch the wasp fuckers drown in watery honey.
and bees are just bees s happened twice already D:
when i was in year 2 or 3 i saw dead sparrow with its chest cavity filled with wasps. it was horrible now i think about it but back then i was like OH WOW LOOK AT THIS
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something about my cat being an idiot and getting hurt when he plays with the wasps that eat the rotten apples in the garden
to build their ugly houses out of though.
I'm willing to take the trade off of them existing and being a buzzing, obnoxious irritant if it means that you get to see proper cowards flipping out about them in public. Always funny.
"Oh my God, it's the same one"
"How do you know?"
"It looks the same! And it's the same size"