Film of the year definitely.
That could have been a trailer for literally any Michael Bay film
There doesn't have to be SWAT teams running around. Buildings don't have to fall down.
You could've replaced the turtles with Transformers and/or Nicholas Cage in those scenes and the context would've basically been the same.
don't want loads of kiddie ninjas running around.
a jolly, lighthearted kids cartoon into a serious film involving buildings collapsing and civilians being attacked by gunmen. that kind of thing is surely designed to appeal to teenagers, who arent gonna watch a film about turtles.
when I think of turtles, I think of michael angelo spinning pizzas. get the old animators back in and do that again. kids would like it and so would those of us who watched it as kids.
...michaelangelo is a party dude
It wasn't until I was in my twenties that someone pointed out it wasn't actually 'Raphael is cool, but fruit'
the original live action film had people being attacked by teenage thugs.
gotta have a crap CGI cityscape being blown to bits
who can't seem to avoid dutifully lapping up any pathetic cash-in Hollywood makes on their childhood.
It'll be terrible, and all filmed so dark you won't have a clue which turtle is which. And it'll make buck loads of cash.
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning! Battle: Los Angeles! Wrath of the Titans!
Dear me. Such a stupid idea, how it got made into a full film I don't know.
Let's make an ultra realistic war film, but about an alien invasion. Fuck off mate
you can't do this
there's been more than one
but they were sequels
can't even fancy April O'Neil anymore without some dickhead ruining it
argh fuck off
Dwayne Johnston Ninja Greencunts
about a radio antenna falling off the roof of a skyscraper.
they should have done this
I don't give a single shit.
they've got "that guy Bay hires because he looks a bit like Christopher Walken" in as 'The Shredder'?
From a Michael Bay movie (I know he's producing, but let's be honest here, he's probably had a big say on what goes in).
If you want a good Turtles film, go watch the TMNT, it's pretty decent.
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