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Share your favourite moments of Theo's career as a mod here...
we finally won
Real good that, yep.
what a year ;_;
out of order
where they hold banned users
Gonna bust Roy out
He's the last goddam pure soul in modsville.
Been through a scary forest. We've already established a dynamic where kik is Virgil/Matthau and I'm Dante/Lemmon
confirm Royter (with some odd-couple help from the Russian troll (who's expected to later get shot on the very brink of escape)) has dug a digital tunnel into the digital exercise yard (Contra).
Can you rescue him from there?
Just spent a horrible few minutes in the pit of Users Who Asked to be Banned. So full of regret, those guys.
Or is there a separate Users Who Accidentally Banned Themselves pit?
will ask around.
Trying to fight our way through crowds of old users trying to sell us Nike shoes at the moment
Royter's not even here!
Screw this, we're leaving.
bought some nice sort of wicker figurines they make down there though
we've been summoned to see someone - doesn't seem like we have much choice, so we're going back in
I think she's a big deal down here
we're going in
they think she's like a god or something here because he supposedly banned herself on purpose to come and rule them or some nonsense.
She and kik are just jawing about old mod times
turns out the figurines are of her
she was pleased we had them though. Think it will help us.
Wherever wishpig might be, the Scary Door won't be far away...
but the posts should be somewhere here in her post-palace, which we're welcome to look around
Yes please I am bored standing here
or talking about films
She saw me looking bored and said there's something in the basement we might be interested in seeing instead. Woop-de-doo
Might be The Rake.
Don't know if she was joking. Don't care. Not scared.
She says she's got an old user chained up down here for her amusement. That's what she's taking us to see. I'm guessing it'll be prole?
Bad phone signal down here...
because he's also down here...
the Royter you have up there
How can you tell which is the true Royter?
...tried to trade figurines...laughed...no good
Someone try to contain Alternate Royter in the football threads, I'm going to look for ohgood...
It's dark down here.
I can hear you, but it's very faint - whereabouts are you?
without the shit ending.
I've got Royts
but I traded kik for him
I'm in the basement still
Come and give me a hand with Royter, he's acting weird. I want to get him back to the boards and make him and the alternate Royter fight (or kiss, haven't decided)
(Are you sure this one's True Royter? He's even smellier than normal...)
just help me get him in the wheelbarrow and we'll worry about it later
... and his arms.
I think you're gonna have to support his head as we go though - it's been a long day for True/Alternate Royter.
can we switch?
Actually I say we just wedge him in this nook and come back for him later when we know the way out.
Woud be difficult to get back out safely with that jackhammer snoring anyway.
Do you think it's still light out?
I don't recognise any of this - we should've turned left in that room of posts about Scottish politics
He's on his way down. He was muttering about how we should have put some breadcrumbs down or something...
LET'S GO IN THIS ROOM HERE NOW
ok, don't recognise this either. What are these? These aren't posts...
I think these are wishpig's PMs
I think this means we're further from the exit than ever
Wonder when meths is going to get here?
we should've asked that guy for directions like an hour ago
but I felt too awkward
oh hey, Cronin
look everyone, it's Cronin
can you help us please?
yeah, no, that's interesting
but about the...uh huh
what are you talking about?
that sounds completely made-up
where are you getting this from?
I think he was about to tell us where all the lost extra Scary Door posts had gone
I'm running after him
Smee, any idea where meths is? A dayglo bike or a light-up watch would be really useful right now...
Just realised we're going to have to go back and feed Royter. You know how grouchy he gets when he's hungry.
Royter's afraid of all yoghurts except Muller Crunch Corners.
shouldn't be long now
Just got totally trolled by an original CG thread from 2007 about Brown bottling calling an election.
what a night I had, involving adventures and mild peril. Back to the nook now...
Where the hell where is everybody? They've clearly all ditched me to go eat Muller Corner yoghurts...
in a Buckminster Fuller-style dome made of all the football threads mentioning Carlton Cole.
We had a lovely catch-up about West Ham.
I'm glad he's made a life for himself down here.
I did lots of cool stuff but I don't want to discuss it right now.
I'm guessing Royter's homing instincts will be taking him back to the boards?
How can we tell which is True Royter and which is Alternate Royter though?
The fake one will be slightly less evil perhaps? We'll figure something out...
To the boards!
this is where you belong
Cronin, you utter bastard, where are you?
great. No idea where I am now...
So farwell, friends, farewell, in advance.
but terrible choice for a mod, aye
really going to have to restrain myself every time he posts a snarky response to an easy target (which is every time he posts) like moker or that cuntby guy
not sure where i stand
Castro is a mod? Well that's me screwed.
See ya guys.
i'll tell the story to my grandchildren of the day that theo said 'pussy'
They'll want to know about that one too
there are limits to what a child can hear in one go
in a blaze of glory, banning royter and brusma
If you'd banned one, everyone would've been up in arms. But you banned both and neutralised any accusation of bias. Really top notch modding, the like of which I doubt we'll ever see again in our lifetimes... *wipes away tear* Goodnight, sweet prince, you were the velvet fist in an iron glove. In sandals.
if you ban everyone and bring the site down so i can get on with my life
Beginning to think I should have made DD a mod and watched you all shape up, tbh.
so he can walk out to it
He takes glee in disability, ffs!!!11111
Deny the holocaust
Glenn Hoddle style attitude to disability
though having both of Team BB as mods could be dangerous :D
and there's no way i should be mod
My thinking is this: mod is short for moderator - i.e. someone who can rein things in. Someone who will engage in long arguments about a single issue probably needs reining in, as opposed to being the one doing the reining!
do you even read his posts?
an then it happened
and what will be left of them?
Make fidel_catstro a mod.
This is what you're saying, huh?
Theo is Willy Wonka, and has introduced me to this magical world. But in a devastating twist, Wonka reveals he is dying and was actually looking for an heir all along. Then he flies away in his great glass elevator (nb: I realise this is not how it actually ends).
I guess Fidel is the Oompa Loompa in this analogy, idk.
and he's testing you? and then everything's ok?
I think it was a test in retrospect.
Goodnight sweet prince.
Not one, not two, but three things in him: chocolatey biscuit and a toffee taste too
while we rub shampoo into our tingly ballsacks.
Passive-aggressive how? Following around doesn't sound very passive
what happened? Why do I always miss the exciting stuff?
and then they didn't.
ehat the hell's going on?
by leaving a huge steaming one on the big man's desk.
I've just assigned two new mods and stepped down is all.
it's funny on so many levels.
my favourite levels on which it's funny are: it's data stick (DataGB) and that it says "Climb an icon" (he's supposed to be really tall).