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public transport etiquette
Nobody's bragging here.
socks on men in bed
I WIN AT EVERYTHING.
when they clearly are never to get you lunch from the shop so that you have to go to the shop and when you go to the shop they ask you to get them lunch from the shop like its their right because they falsely offered to get you lunch from the shop.
Most notably that thing where they have some survey and statistics for the day ("what are you looking forward to this summer?") where the answer is in miscellaneous percentages that never actually add up to 100%.
the original questionnaire this pertains to was multiple choice with a `tick as many boxes as you like` rule.
Every free London newspaper is hell.
Just says something like
Sunshine - 49%
Holiday - 43%
World Cup - 22%
I'd genuinely rather they used that space for another advert.
Was just explaining the fieldwork methodology. The funniest thing is I don't even read the Metro!!
I rarely even understand what the joke is meant to be
used to lose his shit over Nemi. Like bringing them over to me 2/3 times a week going `you seen Nemi today mate?! It's AWESOME`.
Can't work out if he was taking the piss or not.
it's that they're an upbeat bunch who all want to fuck each other's partners. Good on 'em.
In which I understand what the joke is supposed to be but hate the author for thinking it's worth sharing in a widely circulated publication.
got it home and the little red straw was missing.
FUCK. THIS. SHIT.
You probably look like a rank amateur when people see your door hinges absolutely covered in the stuff.
in the first place, pal. Got a squeeky door? Get a bike lubricant or something. Don't use WD40 because it attracts grime and in 6 months you'll have horrible, horrible black door hinges with shit in them.
That's you Fucking told.
wouldn't let me get some potatoes to make mashed potato with at the weekend because they said `suitable for roasting and baking` on them. So had to get some more expensive ones which said `you can mash these` on them.
What a fucking world.
They used to be my favourite but I refuse to buy them now as they're just too small, they're one bite short of a satisfying snack.
it's to check the entire internet before posting something.
you've let us all down badly here mate.
he's done you there marckee
What on earth are they doing that takes so long? I'd also legalise punches to the back of the head for 'multi-carders.'
wouldn't recommend typing 'shoot a dog' into google images without adding 'nathan barley'
back-to-front on the holder
but on the toilet rim that isn't cleaned by the flush
on the rim?
and every channel has at least 5 minutes of gaudy adverts. All at the same time.
People doing makeup / nails on train / tube
People sitting on the outside seat on the train when there's a space on the inside
NOT THANKING ME FOR HOLDING THE DOOR OPEN FOR YOU YOU IGNORANT CUNT!!!!
Not raising a hand of thanks to acknowledge being given the right of way
Driving a tractor/JCB on a dual-carriageway between 4.30pm and 6.30pm
Wearing a hat whilst driving
Is wearing a hat while driving much of a thing?
I wore a cap at peak (hurr hurr) times of day to keep the sun from totally scorching my skin.
I don't understand how or why this would have any impact on anyone else? Plz explain.
not so thinly veiled "when I was driving the convertible I rented in LA"
Builders who think it's perfectly okay to ogle a woman as she walks past them (with a few comments here or there)
When you're in a rush to get somewhere and you get in a lift and then the lift doors close and then they re-open as someone pressed the button so then you spend the next 30 seconds with that person is some sort of anger silence bubble...and they know it
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people with bags on shoulders who don't take them off when on a packed bus/train/tube/in a lift.
...while they mostly fuck about on their phones...
...but it is just what I observe on my bus.
In my class 90% of the chn are brought to school by mums...
Ineffective Cool Dads are most definitely the main offenders on my route.
Like someone being a dick so fucking needlessly and I have a complete sense of humour fail.
Talking loudly on public transport
Taking photos of their food & posting it on Facebook
Talking while driving
Walking into you on the street because they're txting
Holding them aloft at gigs