THIS ISN'T A THREAD ABOUT SELF-SERVICE CHECKOUTS. It's about those aural snippets of things you remember, but one day will be gone. Just think in 50 years, those checkouts won't even exist and we'll *still* be remembering the way it told you do remove your shit from the bagging area. Likewise I still remember catchphrases from old adverts (don't sign on the dotted line, until you've talked to Tempo. Who the fuck was Tempo?) And the sound of a modem dialling.